Ligerbuzz: the Craigslist Hater + Long Overdue Richmond Party Recap

Here at Ligerbeat, we welcome the haters.

Well, I mean, we don't run into 'em that often. For the most part, we have been overwhelmed in a major way by all of the love, hard dick, and bubblegum that our adoring fans have rained upon us like they was kells and we were a couple sixteen year old R&B groupies.

So when we heard some dickless e-thug was hating on craigslist of all places, we knew two things: 1) we must really be poppin off if we have our first he-man womanhater blowing the whistle on us; and 2), we had to investigate. Here is what we found:

LigerBeat cunts... - m4w - 24 (Camel)
Reply to: pers-1017374718@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-02, 10:15AM EST
"Dicks! Dicks! Dicks!" You expect us not to think yer all whores??? Fuck that shit. You are some dirty bitches. I feel bad for any guy that fucked one of you dirtbags lastnight.

Ligerbeat - w4m - 21 (Camel)
Reply to: pers-1017417697@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-02, 10:44AM EST
Did everyone get a clear free view of the chics ass in the red dress who was dry humping her boyfriend at the bar for about an hour..or whaat. She started to take her clothes of too...damns.

Ligerbeat LADIES. (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-1017475849@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-02, 11:20AM EST
"Blah blah, yer all whores." WAY to miss the point you fucking nerd.
So much respect for these ladies.

First of all, we are the Ligerbeat ladies. We get it how we live, hate us 'cause you ain't us. Just an educated guess: you showed up to our jam thinking getting your dick wet was a given, what with all the fine foxy wimmens flitting about in all of our dickloving glory. Unfortch, your game was straight garbage and your grillatin was busted to the utmost, so you went home alone and then cried about it on missed connections the next day. So sad.

Here's some more excellent photos of our evening, which involved an exorbitant group bar tab, shirtless manservant, mad martinis, dick cakes, and ludicrous levels of looseness on the dance flo. shouts to the camel for putting up with our dickery, the excellent dj's, and errybody who came through. Ligerbeat loves Richmond!
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