tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29632540047255064062024-03-05T09:52:48.348-08:00ligerbeata magazine for ladies who love the d.Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.comBlogger222125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-7950511861594350992009-12-29T17:47:00.000-08:002009-12-29T17:53:37.536-08:00Muy Importante!!!! Dicks on the moveYo Yo Yo!!<br /><br />We Changed Our Name To Candy Rain...<br /><br />Our blog is now at <a href="http://candyrainmagazine.wordpress.com/">candyrainmagazine.wordpress.com</a><br /><br /><br />We also moved our dicks! Our new website is <a href="http://candyrainmagazine.com/">Candyrainmagazine.com</a><br /><br />check itLigerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-9589476135730785142009-12-28T18:16:00.000-08:002010-01-12T18:40:38.213-08:00LADY GAGA = THE ANTI CHRIST<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUhUITKN_MwR6ZMSL6DJeFR6CkiMBDjfdb7z2q6ah6j_G9-Rlykvo8eA_bB70HwI0N9J-O5AoKkNSCh0zxh6Npe5enfmDfvQwX07QKiTUcRENcUNSD7hlk_QTDDCtz_ZnL-jMZ1fEYuh8/s1600-h/leadromance.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUhUITKN_MwR6ZMSL6DJeFR6CkiMBDjfdb7z2q6ah6j_G9-Rlykvo8eA_bB70HwI0N9J-O5AoKkNSCh0zxh6Npe5enfmDfvQwX07QKiTUcRENcUNSD7hlk_QTDDCtz_ZnL-jMZ1fEYuh8/s320/leadromance.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426048328059513506" border="0" /></a>So I have been ranting for a few weeks about how I believe Lady Gaga is "brain washing the youth of America." Everyone and their mother seems to love this chick, and I cannot see why. She's a puppet, a barbie, plastic and easily changed. We all know she desperately seeks attention, good or bad, and succeeds in all ways. Even if you hate her with a deep, burning passion, you cannot stop talking about her. Gaga gaga gaga gaga gaga. It's all I hear these days. After reading this article I'm am thoroughly convinced she is either the anti-christ or whoever she works for is.<br /><br />http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=2737<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikFbUpjFOHMVaGOaPxOmR_PfjQ6fPhfQZkZU7yeYhjZ8AGvApO2ugk0WnqbOFhi66knCcRAJ1dyP59mJVhcH6_ESVFDCPnblyibRl48l8sKig4fj6CNB9iqowp3UjiSrVmCsDw2wiR_AM/s1600-h/south-park-1011_satan_at_party.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 247px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikFbUpjFOHMVaGOaPxOmR_PfjQ6fPhfQZkZU7yeYhjZ8AGvApO2ugk0WnqbOFhi66knCcRAJ1dyP59mJVhcH6_ESVFDCPnblyibRl48l8sKig4fj6CNB9iqowp3UjiSrVmCsDw2wiR_AM/s320/south-park-1011_satan_at_party.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426048248804765426" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />look familiar?????babymabryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17548897924271913696noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-51808259094706569582009-12-28T18:13:00.000-08:002010-01-12T18:13:47.440-08:00everytime i lift my shirt, a part of me dies inside<object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_3e1c0b38aa"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="key=3e1c0b38aa"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=3e1c0b38aa" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_3e1c0b38aa" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-situation-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel" title="from MoranisLover">The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore's The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D)</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div>babymabryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17548897924271913696noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-90153832022011338332009-12-28T18:05:00.000-08:002010-01-12T18:06:01.880-08:00oh america and your crazy sex stories....<ul><li>A lady in New Mexico got an injury in a car crash that "<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/sex_overdrive_iAgvJKY3yOfhLB2AtHulOM">left her with an insatiable sex drive.</a>" Hey, maybe we should go out on a date, lady! Ha.</li><li>NYPD officers were found <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/inspector_finds_porn_again_cops_wJRdyhJwVlAYu29EyQQClL">playing porn in the office</a>. Protect and serve? Protect and perv! Ha.</li><li>New York City wants the public's help to <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nyc_holds_condom_design_contest_Ix7qaAvunZe9NIzXEmMQhJ">design the new NYC condom wrapper</a>. Watch out, sounds like a job for me! Ha.</li><li>Chinese police arrested more than 3,000 people in an online porn crackdown. Good thing we don't live in China, we too would be under arrest! Ha.</li><li>A British woman was cited for "breaching an anti-social behaviour order <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Odd-News-Photos-anti-social-behaviour-order/ss/1600/im:/091216/photos_od_afp/fc70c6f8b76f0c5d86f396278713e7c1/">by having noisy sex.</a>" Tell us about it—we already know about it. First-hand! Ha.</li><li>An Irish company is marketing <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091216/od_afp/unclimatewarmingirelandretailsexoffbeat">the first environmentally friendly vibrator</a>. Hey baby, I was born with one of those, inside my pants! Ha.</li></ul>babymabryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17548897924271913696noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-83702919804323227362009-12-28T17:40:00.000-08:002010-01-12T17:50:57.306-08:00I'd elect him<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNqDPhKvUfXVEEavDIxh_GlK4G3pfTwQebDN-8_PRucQIsgpVPUgDzszvm8XHeIbqA8zP0iTmC6cOUU5KwzqLHOp246Fac35Ttv6pNjIROXv3hSzreM4-o1y7sHrSEDXx-tHF3sMCDd4I/s1600-h/500x_500x_scottbrown.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNqDPhKvUfXVEEavDIxh_GlK4G3pfTwQebDN-8_PRucQIsgpVPUgDzszvm8XHeIbqA8zP0iTmC6cOUU5KwzqLHOp246Fac35Ttv6pNjIROXv3hSzreM4-o1y7sHrSEDXx-tHF3sMCDd4I/s320/500x_500x_scottbrown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426035411730222466" border="0" /></a>MA State Senator Scott P. Brown was banging! I don't care if it fucks up his career now, I'd hit it in a second!<br /><br /><br />read more:<br />http://gawker.com/5422527/naked-guy-wins-gop-nomination-for-kennedy-seatbabymabryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17548897924271913696noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-18573707913166400192009-12-28T17:35:00.000-08:002010-01-12T17:36:12.942-08:00vintage porn<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-www.pornhub.com/flash/embed_player_v1.3.swf" width="608" height="476"><param name="movie" value="http://cdn-www.pornhub.com/flash/embed_player_v1.3.swf"><param name="bgColor" value="#000000"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="FlashVars" value="options=http://www.pornhub.com/embed_player.php?id=1007569"></object><br />God even porn was cooler in 1920s.babymabryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17548897924271913696noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-48353289560417572712009-12-28T17:17:00.000-08:002010-01-12T17:25:45.222-08:00Germany has the right idea!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHlgAUrWgKNXErcaLhSUVCARk5EBqg2FpgfbCd7jK5NEdH1-62_3j9nsaEa5CJkwgDWSpeuXtWK37zrWJ5mgxdwu_18jeo-qz8HoY5Pul2kg_GYWU7S6GypK2IQwd4js3haiXdZOaVK_A/s1600-h/giantpenis.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHlgAUrWgKNXErcaLhSUVCARk5EBqg2FpgfbCd7jK5NEdH1-62_3j9nsaEa5CJkwgDWSpeuXtWK37zrWJ5mgxdwu_18jeo-qz8HoY5Pul2kg_GYWU7S6GypK2IQwd4js3haiXdZOaVK_A/s320/giantpenis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426028520647858146" border="0" /></a><br /> Think tabloid wars are intense in America? This is part of a newspaper war in Germany! If I had a nickle for everytime I wanted to put a giant penis on someone's building.....<br />Read more:<br />http://gawker.com/5419158/giant-penis-on-building-apparently-part-of-german-newspaper-disputebabymabryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17548897924271913696noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-31095998927946912992009-12-25T08:32:00.000-08:002009-12-25T08:40:22.351-08:00Gather round the family for candy rains holiday movieNothing puts me in a better holiday spirit than watching some of my favorite Christmas movies about family, love and giving. Candy Rain Presents to you Sensational Janine. I give it three out of four jizz faces
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<br />sexinrichmondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14861935258708240023noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-33901468411649524132009-12-20T18:51:00.001-08:002009-12-20T18:56:21.408-08:00New Years Eve... where yo dick at??<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiunmTERY7ltgDvBzIP1d_U-Vjj9lZ_fZ8va1-Nb9zyK7gSncH-ItASK33WTmqLRQT3ZwprN5vnwcfqL61_GSAcb2ml6sxGmHfPnNfQaXeFCvoQG2W0DX_HH8j_6_-B0GgXUUOfU8hV3EYY/s1600-h/nye2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiunmTERY7ltgDvBzIP1d_U-Vjj9lZ_fZ8va1-Nb9zyK7gSncH-ItASK33WTmqLRQT3ZwprN5vnwcfqL61_GSAcb2ml6sxGmHfPnNfQaXeFCvoQG2W0DX_HH8j_6_-B0GgXUUOfU8hV3EYY/s320/nye2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417517163230977010" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWl8kZqb23987Agg-ip-qAXvLERsM218qO0ipeA38If_jbvOi-3njXhSfgARhcD3vUbWpVjbsaIDCiWl5CkXaYrE3P6-surK-nN7rjbaybfT2J6RCLBOhUTaz3lVD7OnAI9GzyNxIqcPT9/s1600-h/nye3.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 173px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWl8kZqb23987Agg-ip-qAXvLERsM218qO0ipeA38If_jbvOi-3njXhSfgARhcD3vUbWpVjbsaIDCiWl5CkXaYrE3P6-surK-nN7rjbaybfT2J6RCLBOhUTaz3lVD7OnAI9GzyNxIqcPT9/s320/nye3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417516841663740610" /></a>Spend your New Years with people you actually like... bring a friend and toast to another successful year... cause that's what we're doin!!<div><br /></div><div>xoxo,</div><div><br /></div><div>The Ladies Who Love You</div>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-3645105532970310882009-12-18T21:37:00.000-08:002009-12-18T21:39:58.945-08:00Panty Ride Protesting Bedford Bike Lane Removal<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"><p>On a serious note, ladies and gents, we need your brains. Now generally, we got our cameras on the dicks, but after the recent removal of an important and widely used bike lane in Brooklyn a panty ride is scheduled tomorrow in protest. Candy Rain, your favorite source for life, is sponsoring the event, and, we need some stats. We're looking for some specific information to combat the claim that cyclists endanger the children in that area (though many speculate the removals motives... and I don't even know where to begin on that shit)<br /></p></blockquote><div>For more information on the ride check read the blog below, or this article (or you can just google this shit, it's spread all over the walls)...http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/12/transportation_1.php </div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"> <p><br />When was the bike lane removal approved?<br />How many children were injured by cyclists in that area in the past year?<br />Are any other bike lanes being removed for the same reason?<br />Are there any new bike lanes proposed?</p></blockquote><div> </div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"> <p>How many cyclists in that area were hit on non-bike laned roads?<br />How many cyclists were hit in that area, in general?</p> <p>Were there any prior complains about the bike lane? If so, what were the complaints?</p> <p>Were there any complaints made by cyclists about harrasment from community members in that area?</p> <p><br />Also, on a general note, in New York City:</p> <p>Groups assembling must be kept to 50 people. If more than one group assembles, how far apart do they need to be? </p> </blockquote>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-30100700370487941632009-12-18T10:11:00.000-08:002009-12-18T13:26:41.156-08:00Ride and Die? Screw that! Nekked Bikers Protest 12/19/09<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUpMsHdwaYQVgjhMh1BdnXjlYdwMD81MyOGI1nFAKAh94HlTNmTMC32zjA74sQAlAz4AO0BdGSUJjCXsNR7xqtbxDHncYHbIEB0UX5WlgT5bJMWfghOxoBMY9Kv0BiCkE-HJWdlYgFZ0OE/s1600-h/Ghost+Bikes.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416658412189607666" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 314px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUpMsHdwaYQVgjhMh1BdnXjlYdwMD81MyOGI1nFAKAh94HlTNmTMC32zjA74sQAlAz4AO0BdGSUJjCXsNR7xqtbxDHncYHbIEB0UX5WlgT5bJMWfghOxoBMY9Kv0BiCkE-HJWdlYgFZ0OE/s320/Ghost+Bikes.bmp" border="0" /></a> <strong>It's a dark tale...of death, corruption, and bigotry abounding in our little corner of Brooklyn.</strong> The American youth has posted up throughout the borough, screaming as Santigold put it best; "Its our time, put the lights on us!" Its more than just a coagulation of individuals in a general age group, its a bubbling, surging brew of revolution - by no means unique, but surely needed in a time when the world community has realized...<em>'Sh*t....that didn't work. What now?' </em>There is a lifestyle affixed to sed revolutes: straight women with access to porn, barter employment systems, and BIKING. C'mon, no emissions, no feeding $2.25 to a transit system that can't even provide handicap access, no fat ass (ehem you know that whole obesity thing is an issue)....and the more people who ride, the less SUV congestion we have on our hands. Its sugary goodness. And if you've never taken a high speed dive through the streets of brooklyn with the wind in your respritory cavities and graffitti in your peripherals, then my friend, you are missing out on life.<br /><br />As good as that all sounds, the Hasidic community of Bedford Avenue disagrees. In 2007 the city acquiesced to the pleas of Brooklyn Bikers and installed an $11,000 bike lane on Bedford Avenue; a straight <em>safe</em> shot to the Williamsburg Bridge (a main vein between the boroughs). However, this november the city threw another $15,000 into the proverbial toilet to SANDBLAST THE BIKE LANE OFF. Why? Well, religious pundits of the Hassidic community had claimed that the bike lane makes it hard for their gentlemen to 'avert their eyes from the scantily clad female bikers' and poses a threat to children exiting school buses. [blank stare] Its NOVEMBER! The argument is moot, we don't <em>normally</em> tend to ride in our skivies during the winter. And I assure you, we will see and avoid your child crossing the street because we HAVE to pay attention - but that douche in an x-terra trying to download shakira on his blackberry may not. Seeing as this cash and submission came up curiously around an election, we'd like to share a few thoughts with Bloomberg, pundits and Community:<br /><br />1). We are not dumb. Good work on making that corruption so blatant, it makes your argument void. Just admit that there is some ironic discrimination against a cultural group going on from the curly side.<br />2). Hasidic Community: You would like to pray as you wish AND NOT GET MURDERED. We would like to ride as we wish AND NOT GET MURDERED. Can we work on NOT GETTING MURDERED TOGETHER?! I beseech this community to remember those WE have lost (and ps my family tree has some digit tats too). Observe the <a href="http://www.ghostbikes.org/new-york-city">Ghost Bikes</a> popping up in and around the Williamsburg Bridge in rapid succession. Those are fallen brothers and sisters dood, killed by cars who decided they have more of a right to life and way.<br />3). Calling all Revolutionaries!! JOIN OUR FELLOW CANDY RAINER, HEATHER LOOP, IN PROTEST THIS SATUDAY. Attendees will be riding on the here-today-gone-tomorrw path in only their UNDERWEAR as a snarky call-out of that lie. For details, check this <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34465332#storyContinued">MSNBC Article</a>. Support our right to RIDE! And peep the REVOLUTIONARIES who repainted the bike lane and were later arrested by the two-faced powers that be. (I hate when the term vigilante is misused - we are not <em>punishing</em> the Hasidic Community, we are <em>protecting</em> our lives)!<br /><p align="left"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416658011325995938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 133px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRaVZDepEnF0R7S9MKc25bm8BbNIziOfzu-TAWy7YyjB16mCblYi7n60I-cmQeurbex-0q2elEm8wpGuh4cHYvF9NI5ZtNUDLPLugaOsMKpvpW5bmUppkzQdyq5nVhBkwsN7dB1T32ZNHa/s200/loop.jpg" border="0" /></p><br /><div>(heather loop 2nd to left)<br /></div><br /><div></div><div><strong>Text Book Definitions:</strong></div><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigilante">Vigilante</a> - A vigilante is someone who illegally punishes someone for perceived offenses, or participates in a group which metes out extrajudicial punishment to such a person. Often the victims are criminals in the legal sense, however a vigilante may follow a different definition of criminal than the local law.<br />Members of <a class="mw-redirect" title="Community watch" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_watch">community watch</a> programs and others who use legal means of bringing people to justice are not considered vigilantes. For example, in 1979 <a title="Curtis Sliwa" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Sliwa">Curtis Sliwa</a> founded the <a title="Guardian Angels" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels">Guardian Angels</a> in <a title="New York City" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City">New York City</a>, a recognized crime fighting organization that now has chapters in many other cities. See also <a title="Citizen's arrest" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen">citizen's arrest</a>.</div><br /><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary">Revolutionary</a> - A revolutionary is a person who either actively participates in, or advocates <a title="Revolution" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution">revolution</a>.<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary#cite_note-0">[1]</a> Also, when used as an adjective, the term revolutionary refers to something that has a major, sudden impact on society or on some aspect of human endeavour.</div><br /><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigot">Bigotry</a> - A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices.<br />The correct use of the term requires the elements of obstinacy, irrationality, and <a title="Animosity" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animosity">animosity</a> toward those of differing devotion. The origin of the word bigot and bigoterie in <a title="English language" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language">English</a> dates back to at least 1598, via <a title="Middle French" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_French">Middle French</a>, and started with the sense of "religious <a title="Hypocrisy" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy">hypocrite</a>". Forms of bigotry may have a related <a title="Ideology" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideology">ideology</a> or <a title="World view" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_view">world views</a>.</div><div></div><div>'Til Next Time - Rubbin' Out</div><div>xxLylaDurdeNxx</div><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/19oo7Ejq9WI&hl=" width="480" height="295" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" fs="1&color1=" color2="0xe87a9f" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-68048305327522738732009-12-11T18:40:00.000-08:002009-12-11T20:24:10.429-08:00Will You Be My Number 2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFuQJCyOov7K8fWWAQdhQdAs5pPbGZM7X51OFkOT_mafU8OK-uFVFsVIka7SmLGbrydtKuYYkHSpMBhPaLd5bkaHKaIqGr0CrQwNQuu2FJTelqjK6HhKUiG_oRfXHo-jIUOwMVPjV_FXPT/s1600-h/rkelly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFuQJCyOov7K8fWWAQdhQdAs5pPbGZM7X51OFkOT_mafU8OK-uFVFsVIka7SmLGbrydtKuYYkHSpMBhPaLd5bkaHKaIqGr0CrQwNQuu2FJTelqjK6HhKUiG_oRfXHo-jIUOwMVPjV_FXPT/s320/rkelly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414199765419048258" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/rkelly"></a><br /><br />Kels really kills it with this track. You have to listen to it off his <a href="http://www.myspace.com/rkelly">myspace</a> right now. I looked up the lyrics and this is what I found straight off <a href="http://www.metrolyrics.com/be-my-2-lyrics-r-kelly.html">metro lyrics</a>. <a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.theboombox.com/2009/10/02/r-kelly-reveals-he-suffers-from-illiteracy/">Perhaps written by the man himself.</a><br /><br />It’s his best track since trapped in the Closet in my opinion. Peep my thoughts in bold.<br /><br /><br /><br />Be My Number Two<br /><br />verse 1:<br /><br />i could never be ya boyfriend<br /><br />cuz uu knoe ii gotta speacil girl<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />(yeap, exactly as I copied it)</span><br /><br />nd ii cud never be ya husband<br /><br />but dht dnt mean uu still dnt rock ma world<br /><br />nd ii can uu take uu to an island<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(what the hell is with the double u)</span><br /><br />we can be there just the two of us<br /><br />god ii love to see uu smilin<br /><br />all i ask is that you keep it hushed<br /><br /><br /><br />chorus:<br /><br />be ma #2<br /><br />gurl i love you<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />gurl i need you<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />gurl ur so fine <span style="font-weight: bold;">(I think he says "so phat" first?)</span> (so fine)<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />but you will never be my #1 (echo x3)<br /><br /><br /><br />verse 2:<br /><br />ii cud take you out to dinner<br /><br />but theres a couple places we wont go<br /><br />cuz #1 is a beginner<br /><br />nd theres a couple things that she dnt knoe<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(right? is ths shrt hnd?)</span><br /><br />so i can take you to a hotel<br /><br />we can be there just the two of us<br /><br />gurl i love you cuz uu dnt tell<br /><br />nd uu knoe how to keep it hush hush<br /><br /><br /><br />chorus:<br /><br />be ma #2<br /><br />gurl i love you<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />gurl i need you<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />gurl ur so fine (so fine)<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />but you will never be my #1 (echo x3)<br /><br /><br /><br />hook:<br /><br />The way you give it to me<br /><br />ii gotta have it (have it)<br /><br />cuz shes ma beauty queen<br /><br />nd ur ma have it (haa--aave it)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />(habbit?)</span><br /><br />so baby.....<br /><br /><br /><br />chorus:<br /><br />be ma #2 (yea)<br /><br />gurl i love you (ooo i love you)<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />gurl i need you (gurl ii need you)<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />gurl ur so fine (so fine)<br /><br />be my #2<br /><br />but you will never be my #1 (echo x3)<br /><br />It may sound crazii<br /><br />be my number 2<br /><br />ur my second baby<br /><br />be my number 2<br /><br />???????????????<br /><br />wud uu lyke to me ma number 2<br /><br /><br /><br />(oooo.oooooooo.oooooooooooo.)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />listen to me<br /><br />though i love your sex<br /><br />i cant.i cant leave her<br /><br />(nono)<br /><br />though ya ass is incredbile <span style="font-weight: bold;">(incredible)</span><br /><br />i cnt.i cnt leave her<br /><br />(nono)<br /><br />see<br /><br />we cud have fun<br /><br />nd we cud do things gurl<br /><br />we can do anything uu wnt<br /><br />nd do it all night long<br /><br />uu cud be ma number 2<br /><br />uu cud be ma number 2<br /><br />ii wanna hve some fun with you <span style="font-weight: bold;">(yea!)</span><br /><br />nd she dnt have to know<br /><br />all the thounges <span style="font-weight: bold;">(WHAT?)</span> behind doors<br /><br />(yeaaaa.ooooyea ooo)<br /><br /><br /><br />For whatever reason he leaves out the best part! So I included it:<br /><br />Dj Wayne Williams<br /><br />I see you baby<br /><br />Untitled ya’ll<br /><br />Dance<br /><br />Like you just don’t care, haha<br /><br />Oh, we gone with this one, we out of here with this one.<br /><br />Ummm,,,to all you hating motherfuckers, yeah. All you hating motherfuckers.uhhuh,<br /><br />All you hating motherfuckers, slap. Slap. Slap. Slap.<br /><br /><br />One of the best comments on the youtube of that song was something along the lines of "Kels, after getting in trouble for dropping number one on a young ass bitch; don't drop a number 2!" Well, I think that is just how I read it but you get the idea. Regardless Kelz is my number 1! The lyrics above remind me of a string a text messages I got late one night after a Candy Rain party. I wish I still had them in my phone but I will try to do them justice.<br /><br /><br />random text: I wanna show my dick<br /><br />me: who is this?<br /><br />RT: genitulla neffu<br /><br />Now how did I forget a man named Genitulla Neffu?<br /><br />m: who?<br /><br />it took a minute but then I realized he was probably talking about this dude that I call "genitalia." I am party-deaf and the first time I meet him I made him say his mame abou 5 times and every time I heard Genitalia.<br />"Do you know Genitalia?"<br /><br />RT: yea, he my ukle<br /><br />Ohhhh. ok. So you want to show your dick?<br /><br />p.s. I'm wasted right now and I shouldn't be hating on grammar, especially since I almost spelled that like aligating on grammar.CaLeisure Jenkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07468502435056452526noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-6592506026466246622009-12-10T17:29:00.000-08:002009-12-10T18:39:02.832-08:00WOrk IT OuT, Get IT IN, LeT the GIviNg BEGIN!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPUydlOkWA-imb_L2YGXAeUOCuF4xhjLA4SQNuHlsFHAcCY9CM0ip-SPCSkShi_OpcdifP6YhfbGc4qPAGlF7-yleVum52PMCErjyO7eYIC4DrCST4_0ncP4m5XSEy2MFWSC-CkzFb9gyX/s1600-h/Anya.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPUydlOkWA-imb_L2YGXAeUOCuF4xhjLA4SQNuHlsFHAcCY9CM0ip-SPCSkShi_OpcdifP6YhfbGc4qPAGlF7-yleVum52PMCErjyO7eYIC4DrCST4_0ncP4m5XSEy2MFWSC-CkzFb9gyX/s400/Anya.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413789951331651794" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh good sweet Cuddle Puddle ladies!!! Anya, this rock* solid suprah* bada* ss* chica that performed this good ole' little splitsey-hoo at our last Candy Rain party (and gots this baby thug in the bottom left corner in awe of the AWEsome POWaHssssssssssss of WOOman!!), Needs our HELP! <a href="http://www.houseofyes.org/support/">House of Yes</a>, the oddity of outrageous glory, standby staple of cheeky fantasy in the B*rookLawn<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">[vietnam]</span> </span>commmuniTee, is in need of sponsors. And hey lad*es, havin' this act thowin' down with the <span style="font-style: italic;">CandyRa*n RainBows & Unicorn Shockers</span> NYE@BeautyBar Brooklyn sounds pretty sweet - Check out the goodies that come along with MESSIAH status (and scope the amazing precursor email ;)>~~~~:<br /></div><div><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >"Begin forwarded message:</span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="margin: 0px; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" ><b>From: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" >anya<span style="font-style: italic;">@</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;">rock*solid suprah*bad*ss*chica</span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" > <</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><a href="http://www.houseofyes.org/support/" target="_blank">http://www.houseofyes.org/<wbr>support</a></b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" >></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" ><b>To: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" ><a href="mailto:calliew@bust.com" target="_blank">ligerbeat@gmail.com</a></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" ><b>Subject: </b></span><span style="font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:85%;" ><b>Hey Lady!!!</b></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 14px; font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > My boyfriend was pretty blown away by </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > chains action at </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >that</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > crazy party </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > other night.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >you have a mad loud voice. is there any place you could plug our online fundraiser drive?? pretty please? i'll get half naked and climb a chain for you for life!</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >xoxo</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >-anya</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >------------------------------</span><blockquote type="cite"><wbr style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >------------------</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >To </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > ones we love,</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >Over </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > past year and a half we have accomplished </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > impossible. Starting at a disadvantage of having nothing due to a completely destructive four alarm fire in April 2008, we then set out to renovate a raw building with limited resources. After shedding blood, sweat and tears we miraculously finished construction ahead of schedule in December 2008. Dozens of people have put into making </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > House of Yes </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > vibrant place it is today, and with your support we will grow even stronger.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >We are in urgent need of raising $17,000 by December 12th, 2009.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">For details on <span class="il">the</span> <span>fundraiser</span> and to donate see: <a href="http://www.houseofyes.org/support/" target="_blank">http://www.houseofyes.org/<wbr>support/</a></b><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >With sold-out shows, constant rehearsals and events happening six days a week, </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > House of Yes fills a crucial role in a community of hundreds. </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >The</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > facilities at Yes simply don't exist anywhere else in a way </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >that</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > is financially accessible to such a large and varied community. In order to survive and continue to expand to serve </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > community better, we are looking to raise new capital to complete urgent improvements and to ensure </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > financial stability of </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > space. Every week dozens of artists, workers and performers donate dozens of hours it all going. It's a labor of love. Giving up, or losing momentum is not in our vocabulary. We know we can do this, but we desperately need your help. </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >Because your support means so much to us, we have put together some great "Thank You" packages for everyone who donates. </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">All donations are tax deductible, as we are sponsored by a 501c3 not for profit Artistic Evolution. </b></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > If you are unable to give you can still help us tremendously by spreading </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > word about </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > House of Yes and everything </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >that</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > happens here to anyone who might help in any way. </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /></b><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >There are four levels of support. Choose </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >the</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > one </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" class="il" >that</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > fits you best:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" ><span>Be a Messiah...</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">...donate $1,000 to ensure our survival.</b><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > All </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Messiah</b></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > level donors get: </span><ul style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A Rockstar Night with <span class="il">the</span> Lady Circus!</b> </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">The</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> ladies of Lady Circus </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will pick you up in a stretch limousine (donated for </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> night by Stan </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Limo Man) to travel to North East Kingdom in Brooklyn for a free dinner and drinks, then to Carnival NYC for comped entry, two bottles of vodka (</span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> good stuff) and rockstar treatment by </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span> carnival performers, <span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> ladies of Lady Circus </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> creators of TheDanger.com and other all-stars. This </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will be a night to remember (unless you hit </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> vodka too hard.) </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>Free VIP Admission to all House of Yes event for EVER!</b> Anytime we are hosting a party or performance, your name </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will be on </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> list. Skip </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> line and pay nothing to everything hosted at </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> house for </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> rest of your natural life. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website.</b> We </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will show how much we appreciate your support in </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> most public way possible. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A Signed House of Yes T-Shirt.</b> They look rad. </span></li></ul> <span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" ><span>Be a Super-Hero...</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">...donate $500 to help improve <span class="il">the</span> space.</b><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > All </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Super-Hero</b></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > level donors get: </span><ul style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>Free VIP Admission to all House of Yes event for a YEAR!</b> Anytime we are hosting a party or performance, your name </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will be on </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> list. Skip </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> line and pay nothing to everything hosted at </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> house for one entire year! </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website.</b> We </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will show how much we appreciate your support in </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> most public way possible. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A Signed House of Yes T-Shirt.</b> You are too cute NOT to have one of these shirts. </span></li></ul> <span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" ><span>Be a RockStar...</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">...donate $100 so we can keep <span class="il">the</span> lights on.</b><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > All </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Rockstar</b></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > level donors get: </span><ul style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>Free VIP Admission to all House of Yes events through New Years Eve!</b></span> Come FREE to our Christmas Spectacular, No Parking on <span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Dance Floor, or any of </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> dozen shows we have scheduled through </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> end of </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> year. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>Four comped entries to TheDanger's New Years Eve party!</b> Two spaces, a dozen dj's, performances by </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Lady Circus and more all for free for you and four friends. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website.</b> We </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will show how much we appreciate your support in </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> most public way possible. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A Signed House of Yes T-Shirt.</b> All </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> cool kids are wearing them. Where is yours? </span></li></ul> <span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >Be Awesome<br /></span> <span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">...donate $20 so we can make it till' next week.</b><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > All </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><b style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Awesome</b></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" > level donors get: </span><ul style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A big thank you with your name (or your company/organization name) on our website.</b> We </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will show how much we appreciate your support in </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> most public way possible. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"><b>A House of Yes T-Shirt</b> This shirt is worth like $85. You actually make a profit on this deal. </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;"> You get <b>two</b> entries into our Christmas Spectacular drawing. We </span><span style="font-size:85%;">will be hosting an award drawing with two dozen amazing gifts at </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> close of our Christmas Spectacular Show: Saturday, December 12th. </span><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Gifts include: a Rockstart Night with </span><span class="il" style="font-size:85%;">the</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Lady Circus, free Yoga Classes, fine-art prints, comped entrance to many different parties and more!</span> </b></li></ul><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Please, donate here: </span><a style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=t1NSEWJp9YnT5yCmdhl1Od_mnpDzVuQbwSPQE0A3teVyOaAY1-cnIH6rUTe&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1ffc45dc241d84e953d0e88f8d71535079b246201019c8adab" target="_blank">https://www.paypal.com/cgi-<wbr>bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&<wbr>hosted_button_id=9973076</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >Thank you sincerely for your support. </span><b><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" >Without you, none of this would be possible."<br /><br /></span></b><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;">Til</span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">' Next Time - Rubbin' Out<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">xxLylaDurdeNxx</span></span><b><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:85%;" ><br /></span></b></blockquote>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-51637979624122077072009-12-08T22:11:00.000-08:002009-12-08T22:23:57.600-08:00Willie the Warlock<object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMbCwXOpsP8&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMbCwXOpsP8&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object><br />This man is dangerous ladies....very, very dangerous. Who knew Unicorn shockers and Pixie Dust would complement a bow-tie ensemble so well? Le Sigh...<br /><br />Til Next Time - Rubbin' Out<br />xxLylaDurdeNxxLigerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-26720146224488930882009-12-06T14:14:00.001-08:002009-12-06T14:15:54.402-08:00dick pics for you from miami<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcOzkuosEmmw69eXALecgv5osqoN4JMrVFJBkMZEnkmesQVkLl70fVw0NgOFrJl2_lkhR2GP6CCyhJAw3y0rpwWJqOvUnDK92pCh5RQ8bPT7hT3fFKEd-C7uKzDHopCtjQBOLgQkbTjiRS/s1600-h/m11-751919.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcOzkuosEmmw69eXALecgv5osqoN4JMrVFJBkMZEnkmesQVkLl70fVw0NgOFrJl2_lkhR2GP6CCyhJAw3y0rpwWJqOvUnDK92pCh5RQ8bPT7hT3fFKEd-C7uKzDHopCtjQBOLgQkbTjiRS/s320/m11-751919.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412250001646220098" /></a></p><p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEityheOfMAPfu3eHNWnx9H6JqLAvhFyt_kud8q5fX24d2g0hnq3Wk2xiyGFAKSBD4ppeIhXBV9zi7wRylUhECyFX1WnJZsK8oJxYRewPZjRYoKLL8zjB9-KY15WEfiq7NNpgZt2WyXJ8n_q/s1600-h/m12-753089.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEityheOfMAPfu3eHNWnx9H6JqLAvhFyt_kud8q5fX24d2g0hnq3Wk2xiyGFAKSBD4ppeIhXBV9zi7wRylUhECyFX1WnJZsK8oJxYRewPZjRYoKLL8zjB9-KY15WEfiq7NNpgZt2WyXJ8n_q/s320/m12-753089.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412250010129908674" /></a></p><br />with love!<div>-drea<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-55583313353415468762009-12-05T18:03:00.001-08:002009-12-05T18:04:03.926-08:00NPH as Frosty the Blowman<object id="flashObj" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0" width="300" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/6555681001?isVid=1&publisherID=769341148"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=53727563001&playerID=6555681001&domain=embed&"><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com"><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/6555681001?isVid=1&publisherID=769341148" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=53727563001&playerID=6555681001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" width="300" height="225"></embed></object><p>Oh Neil Patrick Harris, how I adore thee. You've tried to destroy the world, you've branded a hooker's ass, and now...now...you are a dirty old snowball. Good times!<br /><br />xxLylaDurdeNxx</p>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-12513334805185656792009-12-03T17:18:00.000-08:002009-12-03T17:23:14.461-08:00DICK TOWEL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJUTtHkyvthYdxqb8HpDaTNM3J8hshX698nvXmPPU3vzI96LyhEJeLjRfJ2x9wTotkwbbXaE6AeWDqL2furzdjBCiYv7u-naa28H8KPUQFOuaSRsvSrRFPUPcCnTNIqPgu7VeW6px_dLST/s1600-h/dick_towel_image_sm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 306px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJUTtHkyvthYdxqb8HpDaTNM3J8hshX698nvXmPPU3vzI96LyhEJeLjRfJ2x9wTotkwbbXaE6AeWDqL2furzdjBCiYv7u-naa28H8KPUQFOuaSRsvSrRFPUPcCnTNIqPgu7VeW6px_dLST/s400/dick_towel_image_sm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411185377635673250" border="0" /></a><br />http://dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-xQSk-_zh-0&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-xQSk-_zh-0&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-87798186800453703592009-11-30T15:27:00.000-08:002009-12-02T14:04:00.768-08:00Ready, Set, XXX-MAS/Coitukah/Kamazaa!!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbYI2o5LnwnDW815FS-XhWFU9287EhlDtqZDaPuGc6L9ttK2vhyffxs_3_Cd8YoS9lBkaZMNIbZKexU8SvSJ6l7nUTAznZpRE0L0kGa3Wa01HNLBNGpLSIvOu_gYtoOGvjyBQ1PLaW5a3w/s1600-h/ornament.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410743817552268002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 372px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbYI2o5LnwnDW815FS-XhWFU9287EhlDtqZDaPuGc6L9ttK2vhyffxs_3_Cd8YoS9lBkaZMNIbZKexU8SvSJ6l7nUTAznZpRE0L0kGa3Wa01HNLBNGpLSIvOu_gYtoOGvjyBQ1PLaW5a3w/s400/ornament.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Well, here it is - 'tis the season once again. The air is a chilly like a lady with no willy and there are lists and plans aplenty to be made. Here's what I've got goin' on so far:</div><br /><div>1.) Slip an especially dirrrty remix of 'Santa Baby' into the looping snoozfestival that is the office 'Holiday Soundtrack'. (Priority #1!)</div><div>2.) Plan a Pornament Party with the gals; inspired by this lovely 'piece' of work on <a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35650857&ref=sr_gallery_3&&ga_search_query=penis&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title">etsy by madame Silletto</a> . And hey, who needs to roast chestnuts when you can cast, mold, and hang them in ribboned glory about the house for your inlaws? <a href="http://www.artmolds.com/">EnvironMolds</a> has a great how-to articles and shopping links. Seeing as how there is a definite lack of dick menorahs on the market - me 'n the ladies may have to make our own.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>3.) Cook up some Sugar and Spice for my boys on lists 'Naughty' and 'Nice'. For the trolls of old, perhaps <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Cunnilingus-Exquisite-Pleasure/dp/1573441449/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259781506&sr=1-2">The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus</a> by Violet Blue would make an excellent Kwanzaa Zawadi. Or better yet, for the rrreally old ex, perhaps this <a href="http://jezebel.com/5416281/could-provide-the-perfect-christmas-present-for-men-whove-had-too-many-puds">man girdle</a> is order. But for Mister(s) Nice, Tim Butler at askmen.com has put together a titillatingly tantalizing list of <a href="http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_300/375_love_tip.html">Christmas Sex Positions</a>; the elfin frolicking with helium sounds like an especially uproarious time.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>4.) Gear up for the Candy Rain Magazine New Year's party!! Details to come soon!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>The count down has begun, Ladies!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Til Next Time - Rubbin' Out<br />xxLyla DurdeNxx</div>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-20846148909880877212009-11-22T15:42:00.000-08:002009-11-22T15:47:30.875-08:00Someone make me A Candy Rain Version of this!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/egcXvqiho4w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/egcXvqiho4w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Just replace that dude with some awesome chick and maybe change all the poop to cum and obvs all the chicks to dudes with sweet boners. Someone, anyone, I need this in my life.CaLeisure Jenkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07468502435056452526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-20386527305650426242009-11-18T22:43:00.001-08:002009-11-19T11:45:11.178-08:00the candy rain party was radical!!<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiceI2hVzc9Hs-hCyoC5RZUIo-fuXHa7E1i7EiwWwpE_HKXSGETEX_9HlyRn1iJlEvOcJFckwv384MPhRcREgLJqZrJZL0CSuD_LqjnYK_X4F9TE-kU6MgzTG85gAdq4suurp2cywMkF7-k/s1600/mamad1-791726.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiceI2hVzc9Hs-hCyoC5RZUIo-fuXHa7E1i7EiwWwpE_HKXSGETEX_9HlyRn1iJlEvOcJFckwv384MPhRcREgLJqZrJZL0CSuD_LqjnYK_X4F9TE-kU6MgzTG85gAdq4suurp2cywMkF7-k/s320/mamad1-791726.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405701638219959906" border="0" /></a></p><p class="mobile-photo"><a 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href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaGL-8xk9KBvnjXwt41SJq17mfogs99yniHjJDGa5xCF0SQJlhDM_V27boSVCssO6i-Z7CoaT6EFkKRjxWEj1cfPjCaPNag_Mhy7vzflt5igpphfxPodbTdewRjHDDhwDfOY2zZ2aBgQv0/s1600/cake8-798066.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaGL-8xk9KBvnjXwt41SJq17mfogs99yniHjJDGa5xCF0SQJlhDM_V27boSVCssO6i-Z7CoaT6EFkKRjxWEj1cfPjCaPNag_Mhy7vzflt5igpphfxPodbTdewRjHDDhwDfOY2zZ2aBgQv0/s320/cake8-798066.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405701666515413058" border="0" /></a></p><br />even though it was literally raining all night, and i was in a spaceboot, dancing with a cane all night, i still had a good time!<br />thanks to baby for the pictures!<br /><div class="gmail_quote">more to come!<br />ps- i got cake like everyday my birthday.....thanks weezy!<br /><br />-dre<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-19807869004069225382009-11-18T12:30:00.000-08:002009-11-18T12:47:22.622-08:00Snuggie Wuggie Was a Bear<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbg3peLhjw3sd6e31_uUvvLXc7eunxgiD5BjDcJRg5RTs9f-FzF5H6q7HVBraxNApgZZ4LPvF4JfTV46TbC2oLwMOdVeTDploHYffp-Wytc8loIMseBKr78Ik-z434GWBd7h6SSRiVfpse/s1600/the+super+woman.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405546422878466242" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 244px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbg3peLhjw3sd6e31_uUvvLXc7eunxgiD5BjDcJRg5RTs9f-FzF5H6q7HVBraxNApgZZ4LPvF4JfTV46TbC2oLwMOdVeTDploHYffp-Wytc8loIMseBKr78Ik-z434GWBd7h6SSRiVfpse/s400/the+super+woman.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Oh the Snuggie - cherished friend and familiar. When you've mistaken the fog in the air for the 8 AM fog in your brain and trek to work one pair of leggings too short - The Office Snuggie is there for you. When you are 2 days in to your monthly rendevous with Aunt Flow, watching Too Wong Foo know full well that inhaling your pint of B&J Phish Food is a very bad idea - The Couch Snuggie doesn't judge you...in fact he toasts your bloated toes. Now ladies, allow your heart of hearts to skip with glee as I share with you a revelation - The Bedroom Snuggie! That's right, pick off the leaves and the dog hair (and explain to your roomates that the Couch Snuggie will be indefinately M.I.A.) 'cuz this Snuggie's goin' DownTown! Follow our friends at the <a href="http://thesnuggiesutra.com/">Snuggie Sutra</a> for great tips and tricks on how to bring your Snuggie in on the threesome. My personal favorite is the <em>'Superwoman'</em>, the caption reads, <em>"She wears the Snuggie on her back. He holds the other end in his teeth. You are super if you can hold yourself up and keep him quiet at the same time."</em> <strong>BAH BAAAM!</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div></div><div> </div><div>Til Next Time - Rubbin' Out</div><div><em>xxLyla DurdeNxx</em></div>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-1588968742020668392009-11-17T15:14:00.000-08:002009-11-17T15:16:18.396-08:00Peep These Party Pics!Check out the Village Voice slide show on the mayhem <a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/view/28799185">here</a>! More to come soon and please send us more if you got em! And please send us your party tales, from what I heard some crazy shit went down.CaLeisure Jenkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07468502435056452526noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-76846853580680148932009-11-17T12:26:00.000-08:002009-11-17T14:59:00.782-08:00Cuddle Puddle Breakdown<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4DKS_KL_qUXnDc3lFxnacBFLZtadMfe11S-VsobwOC7Jn_2A81Nwjo8swIFUQTAyLr-7xsFTINPs64czw6R0d0aoH6t_XOKXdl5VQNbswzcfUxh7EPxGSmTfXa3iwZj2M4osFQr52FtAy/s1600/IMG_6846.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405207641995997858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4DKS_KL_qUXnDc3lFxnacBFLZtadMfe11S-VsobwOC7Jn_2A81Nwjo8swIFUQTAyLr-7xsFTINPs64czw6R0d0aoH6t_XOKXdl5VQNbswzcfUxh7EPxGSmTfXa3iwZj2M4osFQr52FtAy/s400/IMG_6846.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>It was Friday the 13th, and the early New York skyline looked as though it would live up to the date’s incorrigible dogma. But for the women who were in the know, the skies could only be ‘rainin’ men’ at Liger Beat’s official unveiling of its new moniker, Candy Rain. </div><br /><div>From the ‘burg over to the ‘slope, and from the ‘heights down to the ‘stuy, all of Brooklyn came to represent and give sugary kisses to the Candy Rain Girls. The night warmed up with a bang as the first guest gladly whipped out his Johnson for the camera. And he wasn’t the first dashing dude to take advantage of Candy Rain’s signature recession buster: A dick pic trade for free cover. We collected over 100 shots of longs, skinnies, balonie ponies and leaner wieners for your viewing pleasure my fair ladies. All to be seen in our upcoming issues of course (*winks*). Though yours truly was on ‘pep talk the CoverDood Contestants’ duty for most of the first bands, I couldn’t resist but to get my mini mosh on for <a href="http://www.myspace.com/wombripper">Womb Ripper’s</a> wicked set. But I must say my fan fave of the night was for sure <a href="http://www.myspace.com/pnhmusic">Plush & Harmony’s</a> sweet rendition of ‘Candy’. Replete with butterscotches and dum dums on stage (which shortly thereafter fell victim to the mouths of hungry women devoid of a 5-second rule); Felicia Plush rose majestically to the stage in a pantsless shocking pink sequined leotard that would make even GaGa writhe with jealousy while Reginald Harmony strummed to his lady’s cooing in the hawtest pair of bronze hot pants this side of Germany. It was sexilicious, and a great limbering up for the event of the evening – the Candy Rain CoverDood Contest. </div><br /><div>Reining over the proceedings in a vintage Laura Ashley masterpiece was Madame Calisha Jenkins, who corralled the first round of hotties before their lady judges (dusty white wigs included!). The first horse out of the gate (or boxers rather) was our boy from <a href="http://www.myspace.com/489907700">Hood Ink</a> – never makin’ the ladies wait for the main attraction. The obvious dry ups were shooed away quickly after a few seconds of ‘I’m sooo not with that guy’ dance moves, leaving a tasty harvest behind. The team work was on point in Round Two, with the boy’s hot body pyramid coming in a very close second to the beauty with the magic hands – Ladies, this man got a condom on a banana in under 5 seconds flat! Now that’s a talent you can bring to the bank. The crowd was becoming tangibly titillated as the rest of the ponies came out to play. A few unsuccessful stage dives (“b*tch I ain’ catchin’ your drunk ass!”) and sexy pull ups later we were on to the Feats of Strength: a pantsless airplane ride for our three lucky volunteers. The competition was fierce as it came down to only two – the Pretty boy and our boy at Hood Ink. Though Pretty was looking to be the for sure winner, he booooombed at the final test. Ladies we asked this dood, “How do you know she came?” and the subsequent “Uuuuugghhh” was seriously stoppin’ up the waterworks, that’s until Hood Ink came to the rescue with the perfect answer: “I know she came when I can feel it in my mouth!” Bah BAAAM! And the saucy Spaniard took the trophy and our wet dream. Look forward to his cover shoot featuring guns and black lights and check out his amazing glowy tats. And now if you’re wondering what the major malfunction was with the runner up, I got it on the up and up from my beautiful GBFF, Caramel Blondé, that the babe was definitely not knockin’ boots with any cow<em>girls</em> if you know what I mean (alls the better for us that our stallion was straight). Turning around from the contest, we were greeted by a rad æon-esque aerial performance – with the one and only <a href="http://www.theskybox.org/splash/index.html">Lady Circus</a> suspended in the air over us by a metal link chain. The rest of the evening was for the Dance-a-holics and our boy <a href="http://www.myspace.com/djdirtyfingers">DirtyFinger</a> on the tables was tearin’ it up. If you missed it, you’re certainly a sorry suckah – but no worries my fair, we’ll be back at cha before you can say sweet dick!</div><br /><div><br />Til Next Time – Rubbin’ Out</div><br /><div><em>xxLyla DurdeNxx</em></div>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-85538946288414532532009-11-10T19:24:00.000-08:002009-11-11T20:17:11.574-08:00We're Back! Don't Miss Our Best Party Yet This Friday!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7l9sgwIgv3dru4InCYs7JyUKmKVx35t3_ToB_GvO9VQSf5m29T0LDATjH36oEll1KiKOqKLtu5ciSJNGH-Sj9-TrUveN6ksyfBBQ-LD-7PR_1JGrkejaiQ4EggyFWz3mWKgT7UweT4Kbs/s1600-h/web.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7l9sgwIgv3dru4InCYs7JyUKmKVx35t3_ToB_GvO9VQSf5m29T0LDATjH36oEll1KiKOqKLtu5ciSJNGH-Sj9-TrUveN6ksyfBBQ-LD-7PR_1JGrkejaiQ4EggyFWz3mWKgT7UweT4Kbs/s400/web.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403066384927408322" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />This Friday we are getting crazy loose! As most of you know we had to change our name due to some legal BS, come celebrate the first party to benefit Candy Rain Magazine! Doors at 9:30. $5 but free if you show your dick at the door before 1:30. Coverdude Contest at 2! A performance from <a href="http://www.theskybox.org/splash/index.html">Ladies Circus </a>plus <a href="http://www.myspace.com/wearegreattiger">Great Tiger</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/inainabrooklyn">Guts For Garters</a>, http://www.myspace.com/wombripper, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/pnhmusic">Plush and Harmony</a>, plus DJs <a href="http://www.freedanger.com/">Free Danger</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/reverendmcfly">Reverend McFly</a> and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/djdirtyfingers">Dirty Finger</a>! Our legendary raffle, plus free condoms from <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/No-Condom-No-Way/186000460306">No Condom No Way</a>. Sponsored by <a href="http://www.babeland.com/">Babeland</a> and our love of dicks.Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2963254004725506406.post-31796343720170136122009-11-09T11:59:00.001-08:002009-11-09T11:59:37.755-08:00Ewan McGregor gets naked for FEMINISM BITCHES!<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40863123.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40863123.html</a>Ligerbeathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05216260541113053674noreply@blogger.com0