Showing posts with label salt and peppa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label salt and peppa. Show all posts

3.02.2009

Dicks in our box:What a man

I used to have a man who...

-could fuck me four times a day, for a year.
-would beg me to blow him.
-loved to rip my tank top in half as foreplay.
-I hated, which made the sex even better.
-would slip his fingers in me whenever he could.
-would go down on me while I was on the phone.
-routinely wanted me to shove my fingers in his ass while blowing him.
-I had a foursome with.
-had the most beautiful dick ever.
- traveled 6 hours for a booty call.
- loved to fuck me on my roommate's bed.
- said the most beautiful part of a woman was her "belly".

I used to have a man who would fuck me, period.



2.22.2009

Pepa is my role model.

I just got in a Youtube hole right quick and stumbled across this totally excellent heavy metal version of the Salt'n'Pepa classic "None of Your Business." This song has been one of my personal anthems since long before I even had the experience to understand how serious the real talk is in this jam. And I don't know if you guys watched their reality show last year, but Pepa is seriously that bitch. Salt got all Christian and wanted to clean up some of the verses on their reunion tour and Pepa was like, fuck all that noise, I am a nasty motherfucker and people need to hear this shit. Swoon. So take a a moment to behold this awesomeness.

2.21.2009

Let's Talk About Sex Baby!

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