1.30.2009

I love the Brits.



We here at LigerBeat have been discussing the wonder and beauty that is the dick shadow. Normally this consists of the shadow a dick itself will cast, making all the world know its here, and ready to fuck(ing) party. The above, however, proves why we as Americans sometimes feel a sense of inferiority to our neighbors across the pond. That, my friends, is a shot of the Westminster Bridge, I'd say probably around dusk. The design on the side for all intents and purposes looks like a bunch of repeating clubs, but we know what those dick-crazy brits were really thinking. I just love the fact that you could sit there, watch the sunset, all the while those things are just growing bigger and bigger and bigger...

1.27.2009

Issue One Is Now On Pre-order!
















Check out ligerbeat.com labies! Secure your collectors addition first issue now before they all sell out. If you are in Richmond, VA get ready cause we are going on a LigerBeat field trip this weekend for our benefit party there on Sunday. Well be poppin' bottles for boners all weekend long.

dicks up,
calisha jenkoff
editor-n-queef/pubic relations/known pornographer

was jesus really a virgin?



Do people really think Jesus was a virgin? Lets dive deep into that world of pornography. Who's with me. Think about the porn market there. Disciple gang bangs, Mary on Mary, Double penetration with God and the Holy spirit. A three some with the holy trinity. The bible is full of great one liners. I say we go with it. Lets bridge that gap between the church and pornography.

MasonRose

ligerbeat is the candy land for tasty dicks



random text messages that say "i just got done jacking off two dudes" are starting to become quite normal.

Being on the ligerbeat staff is close to the most amazing feeling in the world.

To be surrounded by d loving strong crazy women is a dream come true. We work hard, We drink hard, We party hard and we bone hard. I feel like I'm on summer vacation and its the middle of winter.

My dear ligers we have big big big plans. We are taking over the porn world with humor and we are bringing you with us. This time next year liger will be a house hold name. Is your guy liger worthy???

I get to see dicks every day I work. Everyday. I just started on a comic strip and I can't wait to see how its going to turn out. Watch out StanLee. Mason Rose Lee is taking over.

MasonRose

you will die on the dance floor


I've been starring at joanna angels page all day. The sexorcist is the most amazing porno I have ever seen in my life. This weekend marks the first ever porno dance party in Richmond Virginia. The ladies are coming in from NY and we are going to tear this city apart. All hopeful male ligers please bring your boners. Who gives a shit about superbowl sunday when theres Ligerbeat sunday. 18+ my dear friends.

-MasonRose
known pornographer

1.26.2009

Sisters Doin It for Themselves

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