Dudes in clothes: gift wrapping a sausage.

It started with Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling. And now we have What Chuck Wore. Sometimes I look in a dude's eyes to see the base of the dick, you know. Also, let it be noted I met Mr. Bass at a real swanky open bar party for Eva Amurri's bday (natch, I was double-fisting a 'Goose dirty martini and a glass of Cristal). I strolled over to him and started chatting him up about how I wanted to interview him for BUST; we made our way over to a corner where he sang Remix to Ignition to me in a British accent while that other dude from Gossip Girl with the gay face stood by looking gay. A friend of mine went to a GG wrap party where I instructed him to remind my new flame of how deep his love for me was and that if he wanted we could do the entire interview in song a la Trapped in the Closet, and that would rule my world. Sadly, he must sing Kels to errrrybody, or he was fully loaded, 'cause he didn't remember that magic moment at all. Either way, at least I remember the serenade. And seriously even if it wasn't Chuck Fucking Hotness Bass I would have totally fallen for any British rendition of Kels, unless it was I Believe I Can Fly...just shut the fuck up with that. 

So yeah, sometimes I look at dudes in clothes and I like it, don't hate.


Calvin Klein loves dick

If there are two things I love it's Dicks and Fashion. This season I hope to be wearing both of these things. Calvin Klein's allows us to have our cake and eat it too.


Picasso knew what was going on.

I have always been a huge fan of Picasso. I knew he had an appetite. But I was not aware of how sexual in nature that appetite was. So today, I would like to toast Picasso. I lift my glass of wine to you. As a Woman Who Loves Dick, I share your inspiration.



I've spent the last few weeks vacationing in Europe. All I can say is a picture is worth a thousand words. thank you. thankyou. This dick is like a cheesecake. I want to eat it and then regret it.

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It's the month to paddle down the poon lagoon!

My labies at BUST clued me into the fact that we are in the midst of celebrating National Masturbation Month! To celebrate I bring you my fave Vaginia Power clip evs.

Get your she-bop on ladies!