dicks vs vag in the bike world

I recently moved in with a good friend named Eva who runs this blog with her old roommates. She is an amazing writer and I really wanted to share this with as many people as possible. CHECK THIS ISH OUT

http://sixthreetwo.blogspot.com/2009/09/speaking-of-things-that-are-lame.html

i'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret

this dude is hot, but his lady lip jesus is not

I mean seriously, what the hell is up with JC's lips?

Sex Calculator!

I have spent so much of my life having sex that now everything else is a game of catch up. I would love to use this Sex Calculator and find out what my sex degrees of separation is but after fucking around so much I seriously don't have time to even begin to figure out how old each one of the dudes I fucked was when we did the dead. Shit, I don't even have the time to figure out how many people I have had sex with period. Also, I attempted to start (using a very loose ballpark fuck figure) and for the first partner they didn't even have my age bracket, the thing starts at 16. Whats that shit, no one fucks before 16? If you know how many people you've had sex with and know how old they all were then please calculate and let me know what the results are like. I would need the world's largest abacus (shown above from boingboing.net).

Live Action Barbie Movie Vs Bukkake Barbie Movie...

So, they are making a live action Barbie movie!? That could suck or not but I know it can't even hold a candle to this Barbie movie that is already in circulation.



Just sayin!

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO. WTF Part Two

Because AIDES Isn't SEXIST. A dude would actually love this creature for sex. Nice Strong multiple legs to wrap around him, A nice tail to stroke his back and stimulate his anus. Check out the art on the wall. Crazy

-Masonroselee

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO. WTF

I didn't realize that every time I let a gigantic black spider eat my tang that I was risking getting AIDES. WTF man.

-MasonRoseLee

HE WOLF

something you should check out

Mon 9/21
8:00 PM
The Sweet Sixteens, Teenage Cool Kids, Beat Beat (Austria), Knight School
Monday, September 21 @ Silent Barn
Silent Barn.

COME ON OUT!!! LOVERPUSS'S FRIENDS FROM TEXAS ARE HERE TO PLAY AND PARTY!!!!!!!! PLEASE COME OUT GUYS!!