Gather round the family for candy rains holiday movie

Nothing puts me in a better holiday spirit than watching some of my favorite Christmas movies about family, love and giving. Candy Rain Presents to you Sensational Janine. I give it three out of four jizz faces



MasonRoseLee

Monotonix in Richmond Va

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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO. WTF Part Two

Because AIDES Isn't SEXIST. A dude would actually love this creature for sex. Nice Strong multiple legs to wrap around him, A nice tail to stroke his back and stimulate his anus. Check out the art on the wall. Crazy

-Masonroselee

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO. WTF

I didn't realize that every time I let a gigantic black spider eat my tang that I was risking getting AIDES. WTF man.

-MasonRoseLee

RAW FUCKING LIGERBEAT STYLE A Photo Essay

A photo essay by Richmond Native Kevin [MOFO yk] Faison
-Masonroselee

I'm Mos Def Trying to hit that

So the other night I was getting Blazed and was listening to the new Mos Def album for the 100th time. I have always been a huge fan of this dark chocolate drumstick since his early rhyme'n dayz. As a brown skinned sister with her roots twisted deep in punk rock and rap I am feeling the album almost as much as I'm trying to feel up on Mos D's. So I thought hey I'm a balla why don't I just book him for a private show. So I smoked a bit more then wrote his booking agent. Here is his reply and my response.
(this is the short email I got from his booking agent)
subject to change --
Mos Def
$275,000 - $325,000 plus all costs.

Please advise if you would like to proceed with this artist - or if you would like to consider lower priced alternatives

(my response)
I wrote that email when I was high and listening to the new album (which is really tight by the way). I am glad you wrote back because it completely slipped my mind.I own a store, a magazine and a venue but that would be all my savings. So if I pay the $325,000 dollars what does that include. Does he come with his own weed or do I have to supply it? Is there any cunnilingus included? Does he do any R Kelly Covers? Does he know R Kelly? Would he be interested in being interviewed for my magazine Ligerbeat? Well if he is interested in being interviewed for my magazine then I am more than interested in getting the ball rolling for booking this event.

p.s

Does he have any problems with performing in front of an all female audience Porky Pig Style bottomless. Please get back to me ASAP before my calender fills up again. Have a great day.


Masonroseless
www.ligerbeat.com

I like this pic cause I like my man to have a bit of hood in him.

Accidental Strip Club Orgasm

So this weekend I packed my bags and took the bus from Virginia to NY. I got smoked the fuck out then took two sleeping pills and a seat on the Chinatown bus. I arrived in NY at 7am and I took a cab to my girl Drea's house. Most of the day was a blur. There was lots of pot smoke, chilling with pitbulls in a tattoo shop, drinking coffee and starring at all the dudes I want to fuck while chilling in Brooklyn. I made sure that I met up with Christian at the Vice office and dropped some LigerBeat gold on some desks. Christian tells me "It's amazing the amount of people you can fuck in this town". I consider a move.

A few shots of whiskey and some pbr and I am on a train meeting up with the famous Calisha Jenkins. Calisha has an eye infection and is wearing an eye patch, I hit the floor laughing when I see her ass. That shit was so funny. Drea and I get dressed and head down to the Wednesday night dance party at Happy Endings. I love this party. I fucking love the boys from Ninja Sonik and any chance to see Jasmine is worth coming out. I was really confused at first why every dude looked like Spike Lee "Do the right thing" era but I guess that is the style. Drea and I work it out on the dance floor and rode home covered in sweat.

I rolled out the next day to go to Philly to chill with my sister. So I'm in my sisters spot watching Lord of the Rings talking shit about dudes when my sister goes. " I think the bar down the street has male strip dancers tonight". I quickly jump up and we speed walk there. I walk in the bar and I am changed. It was fucking crazy, beautiful black men everywhere. And the costumes were sick I tell you. The dicks on these dudes were out of this fucking world. The smallest dick had to be 10 inches. I thought this one dude had a cowboy costume on with a gun holster and then I realized it was his actual dick. My sister and I took the best seats we could find. Almost immedietly there was hot ass dudes all over us. This one guy Nitro came up to my sister and grabbed her hands and slid them in his pants. I couldn't stop text messaging people I couldn't believe my sister the lawyer was jack'n off some stripper. I actually saw one dude do a back flip and land on this woman. THE CROWD WENT WILD. I heard one woman say "If I was wearing a dress I know I would be fucking one of these dudes on the floor". Then this guy came up to me and started rubbing on me. He lifted my legs up around his neck then he picked me up like a kid on their parents shoulder in a amusement park, then he simulated going down on me while he grinded to Prince. And all that for 2 bucks. It was heaven I could only handle one hour of it. It was just to amazing. I will end this with some wisdom from my sister.

" Who needs a boyfriend when you have male strip night every Thursday".

Masonroselee

WHAT THE FUCK: ITS SO COLD IN THE D

It's always nice when you come home and your room mate has a sweet youtube video for you. Hey ladies I'm filming a rap video meet me in the cemetery.



MasonRoseLee

Picasso knew what was going on.

I have always been a huge fan of Picasso. I knew he had an appetite. But I was not aware of how sexual in nature that appetite was. So today, I would like to toast Picasso. I lift my glass of wine to you. As a Woman Who Loves Dick, I share your inspiration.

MasonRoseLee

I am living in a recession of hard dicks.

You would think that being a porn star would mean that it's easy to get laid. You would assume that by the mere mention of my profession, dicks would start pre-cumming immediately at the idea of visiting the wonderland that is my pussy. I don't know if there was a curse put on me, but I am seeking help to have it lifted.

It's Saturday night. I'm at a show. It's early, so the place is full of all the touring bands. My friend helped set up the show, so he starts introducing me to the bands. One was from NY, and when their van broke down they let my friends stay with them in Rochester for a week. There was something about one of the guys: his face was so familiar and his voice was comforting. We opened our 40 oz's of Old English and began talking. I love dick just as much as the next girl, but a guy has to pass a few test before he does the ligerslide. You have to know about music. You have to be passionate about something in your life. You have to have some knowledge about gender roles and its effect on society. You have to practice safe sex. You have to be awesome. And you have to have a sense of humor. I don't care what you look like, but if you can't laugh at yourself then you have to go.

He meets each requirement without even trying. He is talking to me, and I'm thinking about how good it's going to feel on top of him. His band plays. I want to fuck him more. He tells me he is a anthropology major. I want to fuck him even more. He tells me he think I am a strong woman. I get wet. We exchange numbers. His band has to leave to play a last minute show on the other side of town. We text. I go home. A few hours later he is in a cab in front of my house.

He comes upstairs and I smoke a bowl while I am making us food. We talk about having weird parents and how dating is overrated. I put a record on and I pack another bowl. He leans over and kisses me. His hands are warm against my face. He is gentle but at the same time still aggressive. I have been wet for hours. He places his left hand on my breast and starts to slowly unzip my pants. I love how this is progressing. His cold fingers feel amazing on my clit and his dick is so hard I have to have it in my mouth. It is hard not to cum right away. I remove my shirt and he removes his clothes.

He is black-haired and handsome. His body feels soft pressed up against mine. I look at his beautiful dick and we decide which condom will work best. He puts a SKYN on and turns me around to fuck me from behind. He starts off slowly teasing me with random hard thrust. We change positions and he's on top of me I look at him and there's something wrong.

THE CURSE OF THE SOFT DICK.

I try to save my potential orgasm. I use war tactics. I get on top of him and shove my breast in his face. I can see my orgasm at the finish line, and I'm so close. His dick gets softer and softer. I lose the race. He assures me that it's not me, it's him. I assure him that I know this. He feels so horrible. He thinks this is the first time this has happened to me. If only he was right.

There was awkward silence for a few seconds. I was not going to let this soft dick ruin the amazing time I was having with him. I told him no sweat, it happens to dudes all the time. And it's true. I would rather have a guy stop having sex with me then allow his dick to get soft inside of me. I hate soft dicks with every inch of my soul. A sleeping penis is completely unacceptable. A few minutes later we were laughing about it and the weirdness was gone.

If it wasn't for Ligerbeat, I don't think I would have felt comfortable talking to him about it after the loss of the boner, but I was so interested in what was going on in his mind. Some people just can't fuck outside of relationships. Some people are still in love with other people. Some people just aren't interested. Overall, I had a great time. I told him that I was going to write about him. He is worried that I am going to destroy his sexual credibility. I told him Ligerbeat will make him a star. He is pretty wonderful.


Masonroselee

Dicks in Our Box: I sucked the essence out of his dick

I'm at work and all I can think about is riding him like a cowboy on a fucking bull. I want to lock my knees and hold on for dear life. I want to lace myself up in a corset that is far to small for my breast and heels way to high to walk in. He doesn't care about any of that stuff but it makes me feel like a vixen so I lace up my boots. When he looks at me I know I am the finest Women he has ever tasted. I am almost a God. He kisses me sweetly like he always does and then he aggressively pushes me on the bed. I lay down and he slaps my ass and flips me over. I love getting fucked from behind.

insertion....

I make his black snake moan. When he cums his top lip rolls back and his crooked teeth stick out. I love those stupid fucking teeth. He makes me cum every time. I think my vagina tries to suck the essence out of his dick. NO, My vagina sucks the essence out of his dick. The tattoo on his chest lifts up and down as his breathing slows down. I roll over and I place my hand under my left breast in a puddle of sweat and cum. These sheets are dirty and so am I.

photo courtesy of Alex Risona

I have lost my life to xpeeps

Check it out click and be lost forever

I use to have a life. I use to be a well respected woman who owned a business and worked for a magazine. Then Xpeeps came into my life. My life now revolves around XPEEPS. Imagine a myspace for sex. A place where you can click on a guys page and you can see his dick live and in action. I wake up and have xpeeps for breakfast. Boners are on the menu for lunch. Dinner is a nice glass of red wine with a three course meal of hard dick pics, Gigantic tits covered with cum and potential dudes Im trying to fuck and forget. I am investing at least 40 hours of my week on this site. A lot of people say that its a fake site full of fake profiles but I strongly disagree. Every day I make new female and male friends who have open minds and undone jeans. Job well done porn Gods. I'm an xpeep for life.

knownpornographer
masonroselee

Club Animals: GRRRR

Holy Mountain Fucking SHIT!!!! I know I said it would be difficult to go Furry, but Furriness, here I come. I was beating with my ladies in the park the other day when I came across this vanilla pudding slice of white chocolate cake. I believe he is a part of some type of club called Club Animals. I am more than eager to join. I would Ryde this cute faced dog cartoon until the credits came. Liger approved.


furing hard

-masonroselee
known pornographer

TRICK OR TREATIN LIGER BEATIN: She's A Marvel

Photos by Caitlyn Bridges
Models: King Fisher and Nice Natalee

knownpornographer
Mason Rose Lee

Ligerbeat Road Trip TAKE 2

I am currently sitting on the Chinatown bus. I have my coat on the seat next to me with my briefcase so It looks like someone else is already sitting here. I just started coughing to try to protect my seat from outsiders but the percentage of a seat alone is in the low percentile. I am going to Brooklyn on business. Not New York but Brooklyn. Brooklyn is a brothel of sin and pleasure. It is cheap beer, broken teeth, broken streets, a mash up of fashion and art. It is where I will call home for the new few days.

I am going all out for Ligerbeat this weekend. We are so close to print. Being a known pornographer has turned out to be the best job in the history of the world. The three things I want most in life are Good Sex, Power and last but certainly not least Dresses. Lots of dresses. Gold dresses, black dresses, short dresses. I want to be wrapped in a world of chiffon and lace while directing a double penetration scene.

Hello world welcome to the life of Mason Rose Lee. I wish this bus would move faster. I am so far away from my beloved Ligers. It was less than two years ago I started dicking down with the fine ladies of Ligerbeat. There is something nice about being able to sit down comfortably open a beer and talk about the love for some hard D. Delicious D.I.C.K.

Tonight the ladies will be in full effect. We are official dick recorders. And we are looking an yearning for you. I will be out looking for NERD D tonight. So put on your over sized glasses and throw on your star wars shirt boys. I am coming for you.

MasonRoseLee
Known Pornorgapher
Dino Dickologist

Dicktropolis: Jeff Fucking Goldblum

So I was watching television the other day when an actor who I had previously thought had fallen off caught my eye. I learned at a young age that I had a strong attraction to nerds, geeks, fantasy heads and researchers. The first major boner in my life after Tesla was an actor playing a scientist in the great mind blowing Jurassic Park. Jeff Goldblum is one of my favorite things. Earth Girls are Easy is not only an amazing movie it also has a wonderful soundtrack. Jeff Goldblum is an original Furry. He's the perfect specimen for fornication. A smart ass, A bad boy .and best of all a hot Jew with a crooked penis.





I was more than excited when I saw that he was joining the cast of Law and Order. Way to go Jeff Goldblum. I can't wait to hear your one liners and imagine me riding that beautiful Jurassic dick of yours.




"Don't knock rationalization. Where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who'd get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex. Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?" - from in the big chill

"Oh my God, are we higher
-from In Vibes

masonroselee
known pornographer

ligerbeat is the candy land for tasty dicks

random text messages that say "i just got done jacking off two dudes" are starting to become quite normal.

Being on the ligerbeat staff is close to the most amazing feeling in the world.

To be surrounded by d loving strong crazy women is a dream come true. We work hard, We drink hard, We party hard and we bone hard. I feel like I'm on summer vacation and its the middle of winter.

My dear ligers we have big big big plans. We are taking over the porn world with humor and we are bringing you with us. This time next year liger will be a house hold name. Is your guy liger worthy???

I get to see dicks every day I work. Everyday. I just started on a comic strip and I can't wait to see how its going to turn out. Watch out StanLee. Mason Rose Lee is taking over.

MasonRose

Mason Rose Lee: the birth of a known pornographer

When you get a call from your ladies and they offer you a chance to be
a part of the evolution of dicks you don't ask questions you just say
when. I myself have always been a dick connoisseur some would say dick enthusiast. I've dedicated a good decade of my life to the art and knowledge of boning. I'm a huge webnerd. Sex blogs, Sex sites, Porn a plenty you name it I have it and I know it.

Unfortunately I rarely find men in print or in movies that I would be attracted to.
I want a real guy. Give me a guy who can throw back a few dozen pbrs and
ride me home on his handle bars then rail me. Give me a dude with a
messed up grill and a sweet swagger. I want a guy to lay me on a bed
and cover me with marvel fleer cards.

I would say my favorite thing about liger
beat is the wide spectrum of women they reach out to. We all are
attracted to different types of men for different reasons and we are really
trying too focus on pleasing all types of readers. You will be able to
see that when the magazine comes out.

So here's my store about my first porno shoot:


I caught the China Town bus from Richmond Va on Saturday night at 12. I had a show booked at my store and I quickly shut it down and ran to the bus station. (outside of being a known pornographer I also own a store a venue and I run a womens collective) I received a message the day before from a guy telling me
that he was posing with me in the photo shoot the next day and he wanted to say hello. I had no idea who he was but he was hot as shit and mansized so that is always a
plus since I'm use to boys who weigh 110 pounds in my city. I tried to
sleep on the bus but thoughts of dicks were swimming in my head.


I arrived in NY at 7am took the J and went to the my girl Dre's house. We
chilled. I showered and then myself and the photographer headed towards
the shoot. we walked in and the ladies were making actual dick magnets
and I was formally introduced to the other model I was posing with.

It was pretty interesting. Part of you is trying to do the quick meet
before you take off your clothes. Then another part of you is thinking
about how your tits will look on the camera. Then another part of you
is thinking how horrible will it be if he can't keep a boner.(KEPT A BONER FOR 5 HOURS OFFICIALLY LIGER APROVED) And thenyou kind of just want to get fucked and then you realize there is
cameras and people eating pizza around you. Which is actually pretty
awesome now that I am thinking about it. Well Luckily the guy I was
posing with is a bonified hottie and is someone who I would be really attracted to if I met him normally so BIG UPS TO THE LIGERBEAT LADIES FOR THE MATCH.

It was so much fun. Lots of laughing, Amazing 70's set, lots of pizza and who doesn't like making out for hours. The shoot lasted for 5 hours. The photographers
were great. The all female LigerBeat staff is perfect to work with. It
went by really quickly and I think the photos look pretty killer. I am
finally a known pornographer. Mason Rose Lee from Virginia. Here to
please when you're in need.


xoxo
Mason Rose Lee
known pornographer
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