The ladies arrived Friday with dick on their minds and raising money in their hearts. Being a pornographer is by far the greatest job any cock ravenous woman could ever have. We would like to thank everyone for coming out and showing support. We would like to thank all the dicks fit for print and our lovely intern Emily who build us necessary things like dick pinatas and dick cakes.
Hurry up and place your orders for the first issue of Ligerbeat. It would be selfish of us not to share.
So this was the first porno party I've ever thrown. I wasn't quite sure what a porno party should consist of so I bought what I like to have at parties. Lots of candy, cake,streamers,balloons, Lots of dicks, European Bartenders, Prizes to hand out for liger worthy individuals and booty music. Boners were popping and locking from left to right. R Kelly was bumping and dry martinis were the drink of choice. We danced until 2am and I can't even remember where the rest of the night went. Porn Empire here we come. We've got boners full of candy and we are taking over.
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This party was solid as a boner!
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