From Our Box To Yours!

Horny Humorist Vivi Goodwin sent us this clam slapper:
"Yesterday I was at the sex store and saw a really cool set of dildos. Inside the box it had three different life-like dongs representing three different nationalities. There was the Asian dildo which was about 4 inches long, the African dildo which was an impressive 10 inches long, and the Caucasian dildo which was labeled as being 7 1/2 inches long, but was really only 6."
Keep 'em cummin' labies.