today is a new era. i've known nothing but bush for all of my adult life--he was sworn in when i was sixteen. and if the economic naysayers are to be believed, we are about to see a depression that's going to eliminate the middle class and throw the city of new york back to the bygone days of mean streets and chopping crack. luckily, the sex industry is about as close to recession-proof as you can get, after maybe booze, gambling, and steady huggin the block. funds go down, vice goes up, and that works for us. rest assured the labies of ligerbeat will weather the storm in our continuing crusade to eagle eye them dicks for you, our fair readers. mama loves a good challenge.
and so, i want to give a goodbye shoutout to g-dubs and big poppa d. you guys sucked at pretty much everything, but from here, things can only go up, right dick?
WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE MAY PERMANENTLY SCAR YOUR MENTAL. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU, SON.
bonggggggggggggg
commence operation shock and awe...
over and out,
crackie treehorn
coeditor in queef
ligerbeat magazine
ps - you know we will be keeping our eyes peeled for a prized peek at obama's d...beleedat. maybe then we can begin to make up the damage dick cheney's mooseknuckle has inflicted upon your bruised and fragile sex drive.
pps - i'm shaving my bush for the occasion.
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he may have thrown his back out, but playas got a third knee.
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There is NO WAY Dick Cheney is that generously hung.
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