this dude is hot, but his lady lip jesus is not

I mean seriously, what the hell is up with JC's lips?

Sex Calculator!

I have spent so much of my life having sex that now everything else is a game of catch up. I would love to use this Sex Calculator and find out what my sex degrees of separation is but after fucking around so much I seriously don't have time to even begin to figure out how old each one of the dudes I fucked was when we did the dead. Shit, I don't even have the time to figure out how many people I have had sex with period. Also, I attempted to start (using a very loose ballpark fuck figure) and for the first partner they didn't even have my age bracket, the thing starts at 16. Whats that shit, no one fucks before 16? If you know how many people you've had sex with and know how old they all were then please calculate and let me know what the results are like. I would need the world's largest abacus (shown above from boingboing.net).

Live Action Barbie Movie Vs Bukkake Barbie Movie...

So, they are making a live action Barbie movie!? That could suck or not but I know it can't even hold a candle to this Barbie movie that is already in circulation.



Just sayin!

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO. WTF Part Two

Because AIDES Isn't SEXIST. A dude would actually love this creature for sex. Nice Strong multiple legs to wrap around him, A nice tail to stroke his back and stimulate his anus. Check out the art on the wall. Crazy

-Masonroselee

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO. WTF

I didn't realize that every time I let a gigantic black spider eat my tang that I was risking getting AIDES. WTF man.

-MasonRoseLee

HE WOLF

something you should check out

Mon 9/21
8:00 PM
The Sweet Sixteens, Teenage Cool Kids, Beat Beat (Austria), Knight School
Monday, September 21 @ Silent Barn
Silent Barn.

COME ON OUT!!! LOVERPUSS'S FRIENDS FROM TEXAS ARE HERE TO PLAY AND PARTY!!!!!!!! PLEASE COME OUT GUYS!!

The first EVER Ligerbeat Coverdude Contest was a success!!

Thanks to all the hot dudes who entered, and all the beaters who showed up to represent!!! If you weren't there... sucks to be you!!!

We started with 11 bangable dudes, lined up and ready to go

Each were asked to perform various feets of strenght, AIRPLANE!!!



It wouldn't be a contest without squirtguns and underwear!

After shots and stunts and dicks, we were down to 2 hot dudes





And the winner is.........................

Ligerbeats First Ever Coverdude Contest Winner


For more pictures, check out Todd Sealy
http://everydayilive.com/ligerbeatcoverman/index.html

Or Time Out New York
http://www3.timeoutny.com/newyork/tonyblog/2009/09/hot-recap-ligerbeat-coverdude-contest/

If you missed Ligerbeat's Coverdude Contest, be sure to stay tuned for our upcoming Brooklyn rendition....Ligerbeat Coverdude Contest, new borough, new dudes, new mayhem....


Thanks again to TOYS IN BABELAND http://www.babeland.com/, NO CONDOM NO WAY http://www.nocondomnoway.com/, GOOD WOOD http://goodwoodnyc.com/, FALSE ARISTOCRACY http://falsearistocracy.blogspot.com/ in conjunction with the Ether Party, the sexy MLLE LENA http://mademoisellelena.com/, DJ KRAMES (who threw himself into the mix for us) http://www.goldwhistle.com/, KID STATIC http://www.kidstatic.com/ and the hot staff at HAPPY ENDINGS http://www.happyendinglounge.com/2005/!! Thanks for making history with us!!

This Thurs! Ligerbeat Coverdude Contest...

This Thursday (9/17) we are cohosting the Ether Party at Happy Endings and we're having the first ever Ligerbeat Coverdude Contest.

This shit is gonna be bananas!
The party starts at 10. 2 FOR 1 WELL DRINK SPECIALS 10-11. All Coverdude contestants get a free shot!

Contest sign up closes at 1 and the contest begins at 1:30.

Its gonna be like America's Next Top Model sitting on the lap of American Idol while getting circle jerked by Ligerbeat. No nudity required...yet. Ladies, we need you to help us pick the wiener, Dudes come sign up if you think you're hot and for those of you too chicken shit to enter, you should come anyway. You know how the crowd at wet t-shirt contests is nothing but dudes, well take that logic to ligerbeat, itll be a sea of boss bitches scopin' on dudes britches. PLUS...

Free condoms from No Condom No Way!

The winning contestant gets a free prize from the amazing women at Toys in Babeland!


Good Wood is sponsoring and will be giving away some shit.

Our boy COBRA KRAMES aka Cobra Kai is the guest DJ.

Live Performance by Kid Static

+ Resident DJ's PROPER VILLAINS
MIKE DEXTRO
ALEXANDER BASSETT
+ Hosted by FRANCES EUGENIA
+ a performance by MLLE LENA

AND Live & Dirty Videos by MYLES BLAKE & BRIAN O'BLIVION

I am so excited!

fun stuff to do