New Years Eve... where yo dick at??

Spend your New Years with people you actually like... bring a friend and toast to another successful year... cause that's what we're doin!!

xoxo,

The Ladies Who Love You

The first EVER Ligerbeat Coverdude Contest was a success!!

Thanks to all the hot dudes who entered, and all the beaters who showed up to represent!!! If you weren't there... sucks to be you!!!

We started with 11 bangable dudes, lined up and ready to go

Each were asked to perform various feets of strenght, AIRPLANE!!!



It wouldn't be a contest without squirtguns and underwear!

After shots and stunts and dicks, we were down to 2 hot dudes





And the winner is.........................

Ligerbeats First Ever Coverdude Contest Winner


For more pictures, check out Todd Sealy
http://everydayilive.com/ligerbeatcoverman/index.html

Or Time Out New York
http://www3.timeoutny.com/newyork/tonyblog/2009/09/hot-recap-ligerbeat-coverdude-contest/

If you missed Ligerbeat's Coverdude Contest, be sure to stay tuned for our upcoming Brooklyn rendition....Ligerbeat Coverdude Contest, new borough, new dudes, new mayhem....


Thanks again to TOYS IN BABELAND http://www.babeland.com/, NO CONDOM NO WAY http://www.nocondomnoway.com/, GOOD WOOD http://goodwoodnyc.com/, FALSE ARISTOCRACY http://falsearistocracy.blogspot.com/ in conjunction with the Ether Party, the sexy MLLE LENA http://mademoisellelena.com/, DJ KRAMES (who threw himself into the mix for us) http://www.goldwhistle.com/, KID STATIC http://www.kidstatic.com/ and the hot staff at HAPPY ENDINGS http://www.happyendinglounge.com/2005/!! Thanks for making history with us!!

To Our Success!

Check it out, Liger Beat has been featured in the Time Out New York blog, as well as in this weeks magazine.

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-dating/77791/new-sex-mags

To all of our readers and all of our fantastic dicks, thank you for inspiring us to keep on Beatin!

Accidental Strip Club Orgasm

So this weekend I packed my bags and took the bus from Virginia to NY. I got smoked the fuck out then took two sleeping pills and a seat on the Chinatown bus. I arrived in NY at 7am and I took a cab to my girl Drea's house. Most of the day was a blur. There was lots of pot smoke, chilling with pitbulls in a tattoo shop, drinking coffee and starring at all the dudes I want to fuck while chilling in Brooklyn. I made sure that I met up with Christian at the Vice office and dropped some LigerBeat gold on some desks. Christian tells me "It's amazing the amount of people you can fuck in this town". I consider a move.

A few shots of whiskey and some pbr and I am on a train meeting up with the famous Calisha Jenkins. Calisha has an eye infection and is wearing an eye patch, I hit the floor laughing when I see her ass. That shit was so funny. Drea and I get dressed and head down to the Wednesday night dance party at Happy Endings. I love this party. I fucking love the boys from Ninja Sonik and any chance to see Jasmine is worth coming out. I was really confused at first why every dude looked like Spike Lee "Do the right thing" era but I guess that is the style. Drea and I work it out on the dance floor and rode home covered in sweat.

I rolled out the next day to go to Philly to chill with my sister. So I'm in my sisters spot watching Lord of the Rings talking shit about dudes when my sister goes. " I think the bar down the street has male strip dancers tonight". I quickly jump up and we speed walk there. I walk in the bar and I am changed. It was fucking crazy, beautiful black men everywhere. And the costumes were sick I tell you. The dicks on these dudes were out of this fucking world. The smallest dick had to be 10 inches. I thought this one dude had a cowboy costume on with a gun holster and then I realized it was his actual dick. My sister and I took the best seats we could find. Almost immedietly there was hot ass dudes all over us. This one guy Nitro came up to my sister and grabbed her hands and slid them in his pants. I couldn't stop text messaging people I couldn't believe my sister the lawyer was jack'n off some stripper. I actually saw one dude do a back flip and land on this woman. THE CROWD WENT WILD. I heard one woman say "If I was wearing a dress I know I would be fucking one of these dudes on the floor". Then this guy came up to me and started rubbing on me. He lifted my legs up around his neck then he picked me up like a kid on their parents shoulder in a amusement park, then he simulated going down on me while he grinded to Prince. And all that for 2 bucks. It was heaven I could only handle one hour of it. It was just to amazing. I will end this with some wisdom from my sister.

" Who needs a boyfriend when you have male strip night every Thursday".

Masonroselee

My mom loves the beat!

And she said after she read it, "Damn, Mason Rose Lee's got balls. She rules."

Go moms that support the labies!! And are down for the d!

All-ladies art show tonight!

Curated by the lovely INDIE...come through for the opening party and show some love for the ladies in the graf game. You know we'll be there!

Clit'rature: Down by the River, Pt. 1

We meet in dark alleys. Back rooms of dive bars. Borrowed cars. Sleazy motels that rent by the hour. Parts of town they don't even know about, where we won't get caught. Whenever we can, it's not often, so there's always a pressing sense of urgency.

This time I lead you down by the train bridge on the river. Where we used to go do drugs in high school. We cross the tracks and stumble down the hill, you push me up against the trestles. The heat of your breath on the nape of my neck, hand wrapped sweetly around my jaw, moving up, your thumb touching my bottom lip by accident at first, then pulling it down so you can put your first two fingers inside my mouth--you pull them out and go up my skirt, grab a fat handful of the bottom of my ass, give it a good slap with the ill backspin bounce, then touch my clit with your thumb--light touch tease--but I jerk myself up and your hand, still wet with spit, slips down and you feel how fucking drenched I already am--you laugh, say shit girl, you get so goddamn wet--I say you always get me so fucking wet--and suddenly you slam three fingers in, without warning, but I'm plenty greased up so they go in easy--I gasp, there's no air left in my lungs, just good pain, getting better with every thrust, the heat spreading over my chest, flushing up into my face, we sink into the dirty ground, I bite my lip, so fucking close and then the feeling stops--you put your fingers back in my mouth so I can taste myself and before I can get mad at you for halting so abruptly, you're guiding my hand down with yours, in between my legs.

I tell you I want to taste you too--but you won't let me yet, you're still holding me down by my my hand on my cunt--I struggle against your chest, trying to push you off, trying to climb on top of you, until you finally let go and roll over into the wet ground, pulling me with you. So now I'm sitting on top, my wet pussy dripping onto the bulge in your jeans--I get super fucking excited when it's my turn to please you. I'm trying to undo your belt buckle but my fingers are all wet with cum and I can't get it open quick enough--you have to push my hands away and unbuckle yourself, and then you draw back and let me go to work. You know how much I love having this power over you and you fucking love it.

To be continued...

Dicks in Our Box: I sucked the essence out of his dick

I'm at work and all I can think about is riding him like a cowboy on a fucking bull. I want to lock my knees and hold on for dear life. I want to lace myself up in a corset that is far to small for my breast and heels way to high to walk in. He doesn't care about any of that stuff but it makes me feel like a vixen so I lace up my boots. When he looks at me I know I am the finest Women he has ever tasted. I am almost a God. He kisses me sweetly like he always does and then he aggressively pushes me on the bed. I lay down and he slaps my ass and flips me over. I love getting fucked from behind.

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I make his black snake moan. When he cums his top lip rolls back and his crooked teeth stick out. I love those stupid fucking teeth. He makes me cum every time. I think my vagina tries to suck the essence out of his dick. NO, My vagina sucks the essence out of his dick. The tattoo on his chest lifts up and down as his breathing slows down. I roll over and I place my hand under my left breast in a puddle of sweat and cum. These sheets are dirty and so am I.

photo courtesy of Alex Risona

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Dicks In Our Box: Dr. Getsum

My life has been interesting these past few weeks.

It was a good weekend; I had sex with two guys in the past three days. Yet sometimes, this city can be so frustrating. I was prowling for some good make out action at the chicken hut party but the floor was covered with eighteen-year-old dudes. I found myself wondering, can I have sex with someone who is 10 year younger than me?

I walked over to my ladies and said, “What does a girl have to do to get laid in this city?” Right then a guy promptly walked up to me and said hello. He looked like a mixture of Beck and Napoleon Dynamite. We talked briefly and then I grabbed his hand and we went to the dance floor. After about 5 minutes of dancing I was sitting on top of him on a dirty sofa, while his cold hands caressed my warm breast.

I was wet in minutes. He told me he lived in another apartment downstairs. We guzzled down the rest of our beers quickly and rushed downstairs. The city gave me this boy as a gift and I was ready to unwrap him. We walked into his apartment, I took my hair down and we fell on his bed. I wrapped my legs around his long torso as he put his hands around my rib cage and began worshiping my tits.

There is nothing my tits like more than being worshiped, kissed and prayed upon. We kissed and laughed every few minutes and I turned his bed into a fucking lazy pool. He pulled out his dick and I got lost in a world of dick, pussy, weed and beer. I know I shouldn’t blow dudes I barely know, but fuck it! You gotta live a little, right? If I’m going to get AIDS from blowing a dude it better be the best fucking blowjob of my life.

We were about to fuck then all of the sudden my good friend showed up, DRUNK DICK! I assured him I understood I was fucking wasted as well, but pussy always works. You can't get my pussy to drunk to fuck. I fell asleep with swollen lips from kissing and warm arms around me.

I slowly woke up to him on top of me. The good morning fuck made up for the drunk dick the night before. That morning he showed me his paintings. They were good, almost good enough to make me forget the Enya that came on his stereo while we were having sex. We made breakfast together and watched Arrested Development. He told me he was leaving for a month and asked me if he could see me the next day for dinner. I told him no, I had shit to do but if he wanted to fuck he could call me around 1am. He told me that I had the sex drive of a gay man. I liked that.

He came over the next day at around 1am. We had beers and bagels with cream cheese. I am extremely attracted to him. We went upstairs and he pulled out an arsenal of condoms. He fucked me proper. Maybe I will call him again. Did I mention he was 6’3”?

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The weekend as short as it is can seem extremely long when you are getting fucked by two hot dudes. I was sitting in the living room with my roommate when one of her dude’s and his drunken friends came over. It was around 2 in the morning when they stumbled into our house in search of smoke and hopeful fornication. We luckily have an abundance of both of those things. The hours got later and later and it was time for the wasted boy to go to sleep. My friend took one to her room and I was left with the other one downstairs. I am a sexaholic so I quickly ran upstairs to avoid fornication. I came back downstairs later to get the plug to my Mac so I could watch Internet TV. I saw him on the sofa and he looked at me and said in the sweetest voice "please don't make me sleep alone down here.” I told him, "fine you can sleep on the floor but I’m watching TV so don't bother me".

He looked adorable in his little underwear naked covered with tattoos.
We started talking and he told me he was from out of town, just finished his BA and was looking forward to moving to the South to live. I assured him that he was a hottie and it will be really easy to get laid in NY.

He was like the little lost puppy in the Wizard of Oz. He sat very close to me on my bed and placed his hand lightly on my bum. I was thinking do I fuck him? How drunk is this dude? Do I really want to miss this episode of 30 Rock? I checked my pussy and it was wet so I went for it.

He was waiting for me to kiss him, so I did without any hesitation. He is one of my favorite types to fuck; the spastic fuck type. He was bigger than me, so the added weight to the pressure of his dick going in my pussy was much appreciated. He had large lips and was a very sweet kisser. He begged and then demanded to go down on me. What southern girl would say no? He clenched my thighs with his hands and buried his head in my pussy.

Drunk sex is wonderful. If it wasn't for drunk sex wonderful things like a guy burping in your vagina would not be acceptable. Also sloppy making out and knocking over furniture would be much more difficult. You also have a whole new vocabulary full of filthy things that are only appropriate after several drinks. I came once that night and twice in the morning. We fucked to R. Kelly and he even let me take pictures. Thanks baby. I’m gonna make you a star. I’m going to put your dick in lights.




meet our new super cute Liger Dr. Getsum
known pornographer

Dicks in our box:What a man

I used to have a man who...

-could fuck me four times a day, for a year.

-would beg me to blow him.

-loved to rip my tank top in half as foreplay.

-I hated, which made the sex even better.

-would slip his fingers in me whenever he could.

-would go down on me while I was on the phone.

-routinely wanted me to shove my fingers in his ass while blowing him.

-I had a foursome with.

-had the most beautiful dick ever.

- traveled 6 hours for a booty call.

- loved to fuck me on my roommate's bed.

- said the most beautiful part of a woman was her "belly".

I used to have a man who would fuck me, period.

STROKIN'.

Our girl Anthrax reminded us of this little dickalicious ditty. All we have to say is: dick clock. Clarence Carter, Carence Carter, oooooooh shit, Clarence Carter!

Ligerbeat Road Trip TAKE 2

I am currently sitting on the Chinatown bus. I have my coat on the seat next to me with my briefcase so It looks like someone else is already sitting here. I just started coughing to try to protect my seat from outsiders but the percentage of a seat alone is in the low percentile. I am going to Brooklyn on business. Not New York but Brooklyn. Brooklyn is a brothel of sin and pleasure. It is cheap beer, broken teeth, broken streets, a mash up of fashion and art. It is where I will call home for the new few days.

I am going all out for Ligerbeat this weekend. We are so close to print. Being a known pornographer has turned out to be the best job in the history of the world. The three things I want most in life are Good Sex, Power and last but certainly not least Dresses. Lots of dresses. Gold dresses, black dresses, short dresses. I want to be wrapped in a world of chiffon and lace while directing a double penetration scene.

Hello world welcome to the life of Mason Rose Lee. I wish this bus would move faster. I am so far away from my beloved Ligers. It was less than two years ago I started dicking down with the fine ladies of Ligerbeat. There is something nice about being able to sit down comfortably open a beer and talk about the love for some hard D. Delicious D.I.C.K.

Tonight the ladies will be in full effect. We are official dick recorders. And we are looking an yearning for you. I will be out looking for NERD D tonight. So put on your over sized glasses and throw on your star wars shirt boys. I am coming for you.

MasonRoseLee
Known Pornorgapher
Dino Dickologist

Dicktropolis: Jeff Fucking Goldblum

So I was watching television the other day when an actor who I had previously thought had fallen off caught my eye. I learned at a young age that I had a strong attraction to nerds, geeks, fantasy heads and researchers. The first major boner in my life after Tesla was an actor playing a scientist in the great mind blowing Jurassic Park. Jeff Goldblum is one of my favorite things. Earth Girls are Easy is not only an amazing movie it also has a wonderful soundtrack. Jeff Goldblum is an original Furry. He's the perfect specimen for fornication. A smart ass, A bad boy .and best of all a hot Jew with a crooked penis.





I was more than excited when I saw that he was joining the cast of Law and Order. Way to go Jeff Goldblum. I can't wait to hear your one liners and imagine me riding that beautiful Jurassic dick of yours.




"Don't knock rationalization. Where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who'd get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex. Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization?" - from in the big chill

"Oh my God, are we higher
-from In Vibes

masonroselee
known pornographer

Furry Fandom: Put that costume on and shut up

New liger beat work uniform? I think yes.

Here at Ligerbeat, we like to keep abreast of all the new rising trends in the world of Sex and Pornography. As the resident geek at Ligerbeat, I have made it my goal to educate all of you out there on the new cutting trends in the world of real fantasy and sex. Those of you who are haters, close your troglodyte mouths and have an open mind about the world of FURRIES.

These are not the Furies I learned about In my Greek Mythology books.

These are a whole new evolution in man-made mythology. I first heard about Furries at a young age. I believe I was in high school at the time; MTV had a show called Real Sex that was quite ground breaking at the time. There was an episode where they interviewed several people who referred to themselves as furries. These kids reminded me of LARPers aka Live Action Role Players. The only difference was that my larper friends just had bad acne and behavioral problems, and these furry kids like to fuck in huge suits that you would most likely see at an amusement park. I watched with my jaw half dropped and thought. Hmmmm. It's not really my style (yet) but damn its interesting.



So here are some facts about the furry world. From the blogs, interviews and field research, it seems that these people are kind of awesome. Odd, completely humorous and without any shame. I give you 4 out of 5 boners, guys. I could see Liger having a great time partying with this crew.

From Wikipedia: "Furry fandom (also known as furrydom, furridom, fur fandom or furdom) refers to the fandom of fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes. Furry fandom is also used to refer to the community of artists, writers, role players and general fans of the furry art forms who gather on the net and at conventions.

Characters that morph between human and animal form are also considered by some to be part of the genre. Even certain superheroes with animal derived powers are considered of furry interest by some fans. Even characters like Josie and the Pussycats are considered of interest to furry fandom, though they only wear costumes with animal ears and tails."

Who would have thought that group of unsuspecting girls were flaunting their weird sex habits in front of children for years?

-masonrose
dickologist

Fuck me like a dinosaur

fuck me like a dinosaur
fuck me till you hear me roar
fuck me till my pussy's sore
fuck me till i scream for more
You are a pterodactyl and i want to fuck you
lay me on my backtyl i want to fuck you
fuck me with your Dino dick
fuck me with your fossil stick

lyrics by the boner killers: Richmond's finest

MasonRoseLee
Dickologist
Ligerbeat frontline dick soilder

Ligerbeat: Richmond and NY dickfest

The ladies arrived Friday with dick on their minds and raising money in their hearts. Being a pornographer is by far the greatest job any cock ravenous woman could ever have. We would like to thank everyone for coming out and showing support. We would like to thank all the dicks fit for print and our lovely intern Emily who build us necessary things like dick pinatas and dick cakes.

Hurry up and place your orders for the first issue of Ligerbeat. It would be selfish of us not to share.

So this was the first porno party I've ever thrown. I wasn't quite sure what a porno party should consist of so I bought what I like to have at parties. Lots of candy, cake,streamers,balloons, Lots of dicks, European Bartenders, Prizes to hand out for liger worthy individuals and booty music. Boners were popping and locking from left to right. R Kelly was bumping and dry martinis were the drink of choice. We danced until 2am and I can't even remember where the rest of the night went. Porn Empire here we come. We've got boners full of candy and we are taking over.

photos by Meghan Wagner

MasonRoseLee
dickographer
ligerbeatstaff

ligerbeat is the candy land for tasty dicks

random text messages that say "i just got done jacking off two dudes" are starting to become quite normal.

Being on the ligerbeat staff is close to the most amazing feeling in the world.

To be surrounded by d loving strong crazy women is a dream come true. We work hard, We drink hard, We party hard and we bone hard. I feel like I'm on summer vacation and its the middle of winter.

My dear ligers we have big big big plans. We are taking over the porn world with humor and we are bringing you with us. This time next year liger will be a house hold name. Is your guy liger worthy???

I get to see dicks every day I work. Everyday. I just started on a comic strip and I can't wait to see how its going to turn out. Watch out StanLee. Mason Rose Lee is taking over.

MasonRose

you will die on the dance floor

I've been starring at joanna angels page all day. The sexorcist is the most amazing porno I have ever seen in my life. This weekend marks the first ever porno dance party in Richmond Virginia. The ladies are coming in from NY and we are going to tear this city apart. All hopeful male ligers please bring your boners. Who gives a shit about superbowl sunday when theres Ligerbeat sunday. 18+ my dear friends.

-MasonRose
known pornographer

The Mcgiver of Masturbation. Use at your own risk.

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