Showing posts with label cunt chef. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cunt chef. Show all posts

1.18.2009

Cooking gets me so hard im going to be walking down the street just clothes lining children with my cock.

This guy:



Reminds me of this guy:


Merrill Howard Kalin - Cooking with Retards - The best video clips are here
Imagine if they were on Top Chef together!

I love Merrill's Julia Child impersonation. Even better, if Merrill did an impersonation of The Cunt Chef on his show. By the way cunt chef, I am feeling what your saying about how important garlic is but son unless you totally suck at twat grubbin' a pussy should moisten right up once it hits your lips. Rather or not you can eat I still want to dine with you at your twat-toria.

your impatient editor-n-queef,
Calisha Jenkoff