9.02.2009

i heart aziz!


This is so good. It reminds me of when I was driving through Hotlanta once and the DJ was talking through the track, live at some club, and he yells "eat your girl out" then he realized what he had just yelled and said "I-I-I-mean take your girl out!" Talking over Kanye and Jay Z is the new listening to Kanye and Jay Z. Listen to the track right here.

8.28.2009

kid friendly condoms?



Aka the most adorable condom packages I have ever seen!!
see more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/most-adorable-condoms/

8.27.2009

gwar-gerbeat


The Ladies and I spent a wonderful weekend in Richmond, Virginia, for the epic BEST FRIENDS DAY 8! Aside from our natural ability to make guys take their pants off and let us photograph their dicks, we managed to sneak in this picture with Oderus Urungus of GWAR. Oderus hosted the nacho cheese bmx bike jump with special guest Matt Hoffman. After all the gnarly jumps over the incredibly cheese nacho pit, we turned the whole yard into one giant nacho cheese fight. There's only one real ending to a good food fight, and thats to eat nacho's off of someone dick.......

8.26.2009

To Our Success!

Check it out, Liger Beat has been featured in the Time Out New York blog, as well as in this weeks magazine.

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-dating/77791/new-sex-mags

To all of our readers and all of our fantastic dicks, thank you for inspiring us to keep on Beatin!

8.19.2009

What's Black and White and Destroys Childhood Memories?

THIS THING

So at the behest of good friend and certified Internet Archeologist Ryder Ripps, I've been spending a lot of time cruising down the old information super-highway. Let me tell you something folks, the internet, it's like, really interesting. And not in a condescending italics kind of way either. If you're hella nasty at Google, you can find some shit that will blow your mind.
However, I do more mid-range internetting, generally perusing the internet picture dumps of yesteryear, various and sundry lolcat sites, and catching up on the new hot memes and such. Well, while going about my little Intro to Interweb Culture, I came across these pictures of  latex fetishist, or 'Rubberists'. While I've never been one to poo-poo on fetish culture, and have been know from time to time indulge in a few of my own, the PVC/Rubber fetish has always struck me as a wee creepy.  Anywhoo, so's I'm looking through all these pictures and something about this photo struck me as vaguely familiar when I realize I HAD THAT EXACT SAME SHAMU FLOATY. Seriously, this thing was my favorite toy when we lived on the waterfront. All in all though I think the fetishy aspect doesn't nearly creep me out so bad as the thought of a whale with legs. 
Seriously, if whales ever grow legs we are all FUCKED.

8.18.2009

Disappointing Sex Tape


5 seconds of McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy's dick? You can do better than that McSteamy!!

8.17.2009

Oh Jamie Foxx, You Bad Boy


Jamie Foxx is taking dick pics now?!

8.16.2009

Danica Patrick is a Ligerbeater

Though ideally, we would have picked some hot dudes with their dicks out, gotta love this: