So I was having one of those google R. Kelly nights that a woman has from time to time. And I googled R. Kelly dick and this picture came up. It would be wrong not to share. I don't even have a real response to this.

MasonRoseLee

My mom loves the beat!

And she said after she read it, "Damn, Mason Rose Lee's got balls. She rules."

Go moms that support the labies!! And are down for the d!

I wanna make a spoof of this spoof.

How good would wait till you see my puss lips be?!

It's the freakin weekend baby bout to have me some fun.

Kelz needs to finally officially release this album in time for the summer. I need to hear people blowing their speakers out to "Two Seater" while I'm slow creepin' on my bike to the beach. I totally love how he keeps calling himself a lesbian lately. Check out his new website, you can write him a question and he'll give an audio reply on his site:

"So we want to get some more audio clips. This is a good time to ask questions. If there is a question you want to ask Kelz, just leave it here as a message and we’ll record the answer in the studio and put it up."

http://www.rkellyinnercircle.com/

Obvs we need to ask him to do Ligerbeat!

And ever since the leak this has been my anthem:

Top 10 reasons why chubby dudes are the shit.

1. Can do stuff like pick you up and carry heavy shit with minimal effort.
2. Fat fingers = better fingerbangs.
3. Big ham hock thighs = more power to the push.
4. Don't leave those icky pelvic bone bruises after a marathon session.
5. Are usually a little bit more humble because they're less likely to have a bunch of superficial bitches gassing them up.
6. Fat kid mentality is cute as shit.
7. When you lay your head on their chest and there's that inch or so of chub with muscle underneath it makes the best pillow ever.
8. Are just generally more cuddly and better at making you feel surrounded.
9. Scare off creepy dudes better than skinny guys. Nothing is more embarrassing than walking down the street with your boo and getting hollered at anyways.
10. Are always down for an epic grub mission which usually makes for a pretty good bonding experience (see below).

Fun with photoraphy

These were flicked on a recent Ligerbeat field trip to the only camp grounds in Brooklyn. Big ups to the Cutthroats fam for embracing our essences.

Which one's for you?

Stoned To The Bone.

My bestie Ryder Ripps sent me this pic in my email. I need it in my life, I want it in my life! Also, Its Friday! To celebrate I suggest you watch this video he posted on the 21st. The best part, for me personally, is the Rolling Stone cover with Brad Pitt on it next to the upside down American flag. Oh, and the way he walks to the camera to turn it off.

i now like being employed and having some down time to draw for my beaters.....
if you have any good ideas for me to draw that are liger worthy.... leave a comment... you just might see it up here!
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bahhhhhaa!

The famous Ryder Ripps said he dedicated a blog to me. At first I thought he meant this and laughed my ass off. But then I saw this gem to the left. I am glad to see they had the smarts to list something to put all the dicks in, cause I never forget to pick up the dicks but I always forget something to carry them in! I think I should sting a couple of these dick gourds on a necklace for a nice summery tropical dick hunter look. And of course, I can keep them in a bowl when I get them back to the nest. Thanks Ripps, I gotta get back to my tie dying now, seriously. 

Get Sucked into Snatch Monster.

I was googling "something to carry dicks in" and I came across this doozy of a site, Snatch Monster.

Part of the inscription on this painting was translated to: "I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you dissapear and then I'll suck some more." Clearly this is an OctoSuckYoPuss, a lesbian demon octopus that sucks the life out of your pussy--I mean clearly. Also, thanks Snatch Monster for the zebra dick. I have no idea how I missed that dong while doing research for Animal Boners (see below).