GILFs

Yesterday after an awesome, productive, and dick fueled weekend spent in Richmond, VA, the NY LigerBeat ladies and I found ourselves where else but in a bar, waiting for the Chi-town bus to come whisk us home. While we were there, King Silverfox Anderson Cooper's tv show came on, which led to a discussion about the Gays We'd Like to Fuck. Normally, LigerBeat is all about giving you the finest in straight, pussy-hungry dick, but these mens totally make us wet in our buttginas.

Anderson Cooper

King of all Silverfoxes and the hottest man in news broadcast next to John Stewart, A. Coops has it all. Not only does he have some amazingly hot Brazilian boytoy, but he also happens to be filthy, disgustingly rich. A Vanderbilt on his mothers side, Cooper descended from old money before breaking into journalism. And gay or straight, gettin' that money is always a good look.

Tom Ford

Tom Ford is probably the only human being on the planet who likes dicks as much as we do, and for that we love him. A recent essay by him in GQ Style sums up our feelings precisely.
"As much as I've tried, it has been consistently harder to get images of nude men onto magazine pages and billboards than it has nude women. In a society where images of brutal violence are consumed during breakfast, the male nude is one of our last taboos. There's a double standard at play here: magazines that are happy to fund ads featuring an artfully lit female nude will balk at an image of her male counterpart."

Rock Hudson

One of the most gorgeous men ever to walk the planet, Rock Hudson was also unfortunately also one of the first highly visible men to die of an AIDS related illness. His love of the D well known in Hollywood circles, he was reportedly rumored to have fucked half of the University of Kentucky's football team before revealing he was ill in 1985. By being the first celebrity to acknowledge contracting the disease, his suffering changed the public perception of AIDS and brought greater awareness and understanding to the epidemic. Rock Hudson, we wrap this one up for you.

And there we have it, the Gay's We'd Like to Fuck!

Fuck me like a dinosaur

fuck me like a dinosaur
fuck me till you hear me roar
fuck me till my pussy's sore
fuck me till i scream for more
You are a pterodactyl and i want to fuck you
lay me on my backtyl i want to fuck you
fuck me with your Dino dick
fuck me with your fossil stick

lyrics by the boner killers: Richmond's finest

MasonRoseLee
Dickologist
Ligerbeat frontline dick soilder

Ligerbeat: Richmond and NY dickfest

The ladies arrived Friday with dick on their minds and raising money in their hearts. Being a pornographer is by far the greatest job any cock ravenous woman could ever have. We would like to thank everyone for coming out and showing support. We would like to thank all the dicks fit for print and our lovely intern Emily who build us necessary things like dick pinatas and dick cakes.

Hurry up and place your orders for the first issue of Ligerbeat. It would be selfish of us not to share.

So this was the first porno party I've ever thrown. I wasn't quite sure what a porno party should consist of so I bought what I like to have at parties. Lots of candy, cake,streamers,balloons, Lots of dicks, European Bartenders, Prizes to hand out for liger worthy individuals and booty music. Boners were popping and locking from left to right. R Kelly was bumping and dry martinis were the drink of choice. We danced until 2am and I can't even remember where the rest of the night went. Porn Empire here we come. We've got boners full of candy and we are taking over.

photos by Meghan Wagner

MasonRoseLee
dickographer
ligerbeatstaff

I love the Brits.

We here at LigerBeat have been discussing the wonder and beauty that is the dick shadow. Normally this consists of the shadow a dick itself will cast, making all the world know its here, and ready to fuck(ing) party. The above, however, proves why we as Americans sometimes feel a sense of inferiority to our neighbors across the pond. That, my friends, is a shot of the Westminster Bridge, I'd say probably around dusk. The design on the side for all intents and purposes looks like a bunch of repeating clubs, but we know what those dick-crazy brits were really thinking. I just love the fact that you could sit there, watch the sunset, all the while those things are just growing bigger and bigger and bigger...

Issue One Is Now On Pre-order!

Check out ligerbeat.com labies! Secure your collectors addition first issue now before they all sell out. If you are in Richmond, VA get ready cause we are going on a LigerBeat field trip this weekend for our benefit party there on Sunday. Well be poppin' bottles for boners all weekend long.

dicks up,
calisha jenkoff
editor-n-queef/pubic relations/known pornographer

was jesus really a virgin?

Do people really think Jesus was a virgin? Lets dive deep into that world of pornography. Who's with me. Think about the porn market there. Disciple gang bangs, Mary on Mary, Double penetration with God and the Holy spirit. A three some with the holy trinity. The bible is full of great one liners. I say we go with it. Lets bridge that gap between the church and pornography.

MasonRose

ligerbeat is the candy land for tasty dicks

random text messages that say "i just got done jacking off two dudes" are starting to become quite normal.

Being on the ligerbeat staff is close to the most amazing feeling in the world.

To be surrounded by d loving strong crazy women is a dream come true. We work hard, We drink hard, We party hard and we bone hard. I feel like I'm on summer vacation and its the middle of winter.

My dear ligers we have big big big plans. We are taking over the porn world with humor and we are bringing you with us. This time next year liger will be a house hold name. Is your guy liger worthy???

I get to see dicks every day I work. Everyday. I just started on a comic strip and I can't wait to see how its going to turn out. Watch out StanLee. Mason Rose Lee is taking over.

MasonRose

you will die on the dance floor

I've been starring at joanna angels page all day. The sexorcist is the most amazing porno I have ever seen in my life. This weekend marks the first ever porno dance party in Richmond Virginia. The ladies are coming in from NY and we are going to tear this city apart. All hopeful male ligers please bring your boners. Who gives a shit about superbowl sunday when theres Ligerbeat sunday. 18+ my dear friends.

-MasonRose
known pornographer

Sisters Doin It for Themselves

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The Mcgiver of Masturbation. Use at your own risk.

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